That's Gonna Haunt me Forever

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Distractible Podcast Prompts

“Hold My Beer” edition

( all text taken from Distractible, a Wood Elf podcast by Wade Barnes, Mark Fischbach, and Bob Muyskerm. )

“ The strangest thing is that it screamed as it died. ”

“ I’m gonna throw it! Let’s go! ”

“ Oh, god! THROW THE CABLE! ”

“ I know that you have some Ass Adventures… ”

“ Looking back on it, this might’ve been the stupidest thing I’ve ever done in my entire life. ”

“ The way the guys looked at me, it looked like they saw me die. ”

“ Uhh, am I dead? Am I dead? ”

“ I’m tough! I’m tough. I’m totally fine. ”

“ Get some leaves! Oh, god. Yeah, put those on. Is that helping? ”

“ Straight up, his ribs are broken. ”

“ I think I— I think… I think I need— I’m good for today, guys. “

“ I think— I think I need to go lay down. ”

“ That’s the fix for everything: you just go lay down. ”

“ We don’t have the money to take care of a broken bone! ”

“ Please don’t do any of this dumb shit we’re about to talk about, and have talked about. ”

“ Nah, man! I wanted to be cool! I wanted friends! ”

“ They’re coming for us! They found out! ”

“ We went into the forbidden zone! ”

“ Well, thank god you did it the right way that time. ”

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The Crow: Salvation Sentence Starters

We found the man with the scar.

I don’t want you to watch. I don’t want to give them the pleasure.

We all wish this had ended better.

I’m not dead. And I’m not alive. And I’m remembering. And it hurts.

I can’t be alive. Not without you.

I want to be with you forever.

It’s okay. I’m not going to hurt you.

What did you do to your face?

I guess it’s true. Guns don’t kill people… think maybe knives do?

He was innocent. You framed him.

You’re the only one who gave a flying fuck about him while he was alive.

I want my life back. I want… to know why.

Are you out of your fucking mind? We’re going to die.

How can you die if you’re already dead?

I’m not hiding. I’m right here.

Why are you haunting me?

You need to be careful.

You killed her!

My name’s next on his fucking list. It’s fucking next.

My god. It’s really you under there.

It’s all my fault.

They botched the execution.

The dead can return, given sufficient motivation.

You really saying he’s back from the beyond?

Sometimes the best way to get rid of someone is to let them have what they want.

So you’re going to kill him?

I want to forget. Forget what I know. Forget myself. Forget everything.

Watch out for each other.

You have one chance to value your life. Take it.

I’m losing you.

Doubt is a motherfucker.

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Secret Sleepover Society Prompts

Dude, You’re Getting a Zelle! : (PART 2)

“He didn’t notice there was a blade on it.”

“I’m sorry, my dude.”

“How are his arms doing that?”

“Your sacrifice will not be in vain.”

“Oh, it’s bleeding.”

“I’ve really made a mess of this.”

“The moon is pissed!”

“Sorry bout that…. Bye.”

“Sorry I ruined your nice place.”

“Is it gone? Is he done?”

“If you READ the LORE….”

“Turns out, he wants to cut you into bits and pieces sometimes. But not all the time!”

“I think you got Got.”

“I think you got Got, and he followed you to help you.”

“We got tea here! … or coffee.”

“It was tea.”

“Absolute professional gaming moves.”

“He’s a ghost.”

“He was the DJ.”

“He’s a ghostie boy.”

“I was going through a hard time, okay!”

“A little judgy!”

“Are we gonna have to go to heaven, dethrone god? Attack and dethrone god?”

“Whatcha got?”

“Holy grail? Holy shit!”

“I feel like we’re being manipulated in some way.”

“We’re gonna figure out the truth of the matter; don’t you worry.”

“DETHRONE GOD!”

“Back in the dang toilet.”

“You should not look in the reaper’s toilet.”

“It completely slipped my mind; I was too busy manipulating you.”

“Your text slipping a little bit.”

“Dear me: you’re doing a great job. Keep up the good work!”

“I do not like the moon man.”

“At least we got a door!”

“I hope there’s no ghosts down here…”

“We want to dethrone god.”

“Bring it, bro!”

“What that do?”

“Uh oh! that’s a rat.”

“Jesus notoriously hates rats.”

“Can I take a rat from another place?”

“Can I give a rat, take a rat?”

“Go so fast!”

“Stick a rat in that hole!”

“Go to heaven, buddy! Go up to heaven.”

“What’re you rats doing?”

“It looks like a frickin’ Chuck E. Cheese token.”

“As a holder of the Rat Medal, I demand access.”

“You’re crazy!”

“I don’t actually think you’re crazy. I was just saying words.”

“Well… sometimes, you go to hell.”

“Damn, I’m going to hell! Shiiiit, dude.”

“Can confirm: that is a train.”

“Dethrone satan! Dethrone god!”

“I’ll kill Satan, I’ll kill god, and I’m gonna bring ___ back to life. We’re gonna have tea.”

“Damn, good to see you, bro.”

“You wanna break out of here, dude?”

“Can I go to heaven?”

“I’m going to heaven, everyone. Goodbye.”

“I’m not going to heaven. Dangit.”

“I don’t wanna be here! There’s skulls everywhere!”

“That’s too many skulls!”

“Guess we’re going to the meat hut.”

“Then what am I doing in hell? Ask yourself that question.”

“Maybe reconsider some things.”

“I remember this! The bird who shakes you!”

“My dude, thank you so much. I hate being shaken by that bird.”

“Any demons in here?”

“I’ll frick you up!”

“I’m seven. I can’t curse.”

“Back for more, you idiot?”

“Oh my god it’s a train!”

“The train has a mouth!”

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Secret Sleepover Society Prompts

Dude, You’re Getting a Zelle! : (PART 1)

“That’s how you know it’s rich: all marble, baby!”

“It’s looking like you’re asking to touch this and get cursed.”

“You look different.”

“Gimme a gun!”

“A rosary? That’s not a gun.”

“The power of Christ compels you!”

“There’s three options. I need a third hand.”

“The red one’s my favorite, so please don’t take that one.”

“Eat shit!”

“ ‘A’ rank exorcism? Fuck yeah!”

“Now this is a girl I can trust!”

“I don’t like it.”

“I think it’s behind me.”

“You’re looking at me, bro! I see you.”

“I see you!”

“What’s up, baby?”

“Jesus saves!”

“Y’all, I saved that baby.”

“It’s my anime dad!”

“Let’s go into the women’s closet.”

“What’s that in the toilet?”

“Who’s that?”

“Oh, no. What kind of castle am I in?”

“I didn’t realize they’d try and juke us like that!”

“I frickin’ saved him.”

“That used to be a hallway.”

“What the heck happened here?”

“That’s an S tier exorcism right there. Gotta be.”

“Give him back his eyes.”

“Take your eyes back, my young friend.”

“I really thought they were gonna stop me.”

“Good news everyone: Got rod!”

“The baby went in the vent!”

“It’s in the vents!”

“I would’ve done it, if you had let me.”

“I’m obsessed with his face.”

“I have more questions.”

“I’m obsessed with him.”

“Nothing bad ever happens in a vent.”

“Get ready to exorcise that baby!”

“It’s always good to look at a mirror in a horror game.”

“Mine was better, technically, from a technical standpoint.”

“I was just doing a little joke.”

“If you give me a rhythm game to play, you’re fucked.”

“Alright, let’s dance.”

“Do you doubt me?”

“Oh, no! I was wrong!”

“It was dance or die, huh?”

“Alright, well. I do gotta go, though, so…”

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Secret Sleepover Society Prompts

The Forgotten City Edition

“ You can’t kill me! I don’t remember how to die! ”

“ Listen, I got some questions. ” 

“ You’re not even gonna tell me your name? ”

“ You don’t know me. ”

“ Is Italy located in Louisiana? ”

“ I’ve gotta fill my pot pocktets with pot! ... i mean, pots. ”

“ Hey, what happened here? ”

“ My hearing’s not so good no more. ” 

“ I’m ___, and I got lost. ”

“ Hey, who’re you? ”

“ Oh my god, what a little punk. ”

“ I don’t owe you shit. ”

“ You were an asshole to me from day one. ”

“ No sin? ”

“ I need to know what counts as a sin. ”

“ We’re really thriving. ”

“ What about moral relativism, bro? ”

“ Is whispering treasonous lies a sin? ”

“ Is lying a sin? ”

“ First thing I did when I got here was lie. ”

“ It’s not... good. ”

“ I dunno; everyone’s yelled at us so far. ” 

“ What’s this? ”

“ ___ made a mistake! ”

“ Oooo, shinies! ”

“ I messed up. ”

“ I did not think that applied to me. ”

“ So stealing is a sin; we can’t do that. ”

“ We gotta work together on this. ”

“ It seemed like you messed up. ”

“ I couldn’t stop it from being broken. ”

“ I didn’t break it. ” 

“ I just wanted to say hi. ”

“ I’m advanced, you bitch! ”

“ You were being pervy! ”

“ Some people will accuse anyone of sneaking around in the villa. ”

“ You thinking about sinning? ”

“ What do you think about murder? ”

“ Who the hell are you, pervert? ”

“ Now she’s nervous cuz we’re catching on. ”

“ She’s a Coin Liar. ”

“ There’s no sin in climbing the rocks. ”

“ Who said that, Linkin Park? ”

“ I would never report you in a million years. ”

“ ___, we got... some wild shit on our hands, and that’s not even on my scale of wild. ”

“ You’re the gay genius this town needs. ”

“ We need you. ”

“ Be gay, dethrone god. ”

“ It’s the Christians!! No!! ”

“ Do your high steps! ” 

“ You just levitate all you want in your little hutch. ”

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Distractible Podcast Prompts

“Happy Funerals” edition

all text taken from Distractible, a Wood Elf podcast by Wade Barnes, Mark Fischbach, and Bob Muyskerm.

“ If I’m the winner, that makes both of you losers. ”

“ My grandpappy always told me: NEVER cross those damn roads! The cars can’t be trusted! ”

“ Look both ways before you... NEVER cross the road! Trick question! ”

“ Why’d the chicken cross the road? It DIDN’T. That’s why there’s still a chicken! ”

“ I know fifth street, and only fifth street. ”

“ How far could you shoot sound? ”

“ Don’t google things! ”

“ Stop fact-checking me! ”

“ Shh! Shh! You made noise to shush me! You shush! ”

“ Yeah, I can out-scream a baby. ”

“ Y’know what? Fuck you! It’s my idea right now! ”

“ I’m not sure we can legally say they created time. ”

“ The only jackass here is me! ”

“ I’m not sure if being an idiot professionally is a sport. ”

“ It’s made of real stone! ”

“ Are we... athletes? ”

“ I’m not bitter! ”

“ I’ll get my hose! I’ll water your whole house! ”

“ It’s dangerous for me to come in contact with strangers. ”

“ That was the day I learned you can’t tell jokes when you’re being carried down the stairs. ”

“ You’d have presents in there; you would also have explosives. ”

“ That’s the happiest funeral you could ever hope for. ”

“ I just really wanted, like, a scooter. ”

“ Yeah, well, __ wanted to live! Here’s your yo-yo. Get out of here. ”

“ A mouse couldn’t live forever! ”

“ We need to teach these kids some lessons about life. ”

“ As a kid, I thought I was crazy. ”

“ Oh, silence is good. ”

“ You both missed the concept of a funeral by a little bit, but I’ll allow it ‘cuz it’s kinda a funeral. Like, an impromptu one. ”

“ How do you feel about your funerals? ”

“ Everyone gets their lifetime. You get your lifetime; that’s the deal. ”

“ At least 5 to 10 years of just, immense guilt for moving on from my death would be great. ”

“ Too many hot chili peppers in a bathtub? ”

“ Why does your brain go to porn automatically?! ”

“ When I’m dead, I’m just dead. Fuck off! Leave me alone. ”

“ Jesus, make a new friend. ”

“ I’ve given you two funerals today! Three, if you count my own. ”

“ Yay, death! ”

“ Great job, everybody. That’s horrific. ”

“ If I had my way, you’d both lose. ”

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Distractible Podcast Prompts

“Perfect Crime” edition

all text taken from Distractible, a Wood Elf podcast by Wade Barnes, Mark Fischbach, and Bob Muyskerm.

“If you eat a clone of yourself, do you gain your own power and double in strength?”

“I would eat my own heart.”

“Was the question would it be cool or a crime? Because now I’m a little bit more concerned.”

“All crime is cool; I think we can all agree.”

“I want water balloon monkeys.”

“I really like monkey balloons, but I really have mixed feelings about... all the other parts of your ideas.”

“You don’t know how many organs you’ve had replaced already, man.”

“Have you gotten a call about your mecha-brain’s extended warranty yet?”

“If I was to be an evil genius, it would be a Willy Wonka genius.”

“I don’t shy away from the extremes, I just go to where the truth is.”

“I don’t shy away from the extremes, I just go to where the truth is; the quote unquote truth.”

“Well, you definitely found the truth... I think.”

“I feel like you could’ve tried a little harder.”

“I’d like to thank my first love, ____, for supporting me through all this”

“I thought ___ was the one you stole your first love from.”

“Tasteful speech.”

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Markiplier Sentence Memes

“Find Yourself” Edition

“ I do not condone that type of mysterious behavior. ”

“ Well, this is spooky. ”

“ My appointment is with my psychotherapist very soon, so shut up and go away. ”

“ Did I, uh… Hear something over here? ”

“ I don’t like this. ”

“ Well, that guy seemed to be the least threatening monster I’ve ever seen in my life. ”

“ Listen, it’s not my baby. Therefore, it’s not my responsibility. ”

“ Well, then. Seems like I’m, uh… on my own— hopefully. ”

“ Define ‘weird.’ ”

“ Is that a clue? ”

“ I don’t know if I’m supposed to do something with the thing under the bed…? ”

“ I didn’t want to come back here! ”

“Who. The hell. Did that? Tell me right now. ”

“ Nonono, don’t come any closer. ”

“ Did you notice that thing that was just behind you? ”

“ Look out! Look out, small child! ”

“ I’m gonna run away, like a smart adult. ”

“ Nice ass. ”

“ They’re just mannequins! ”

“ Doesn’t matter if they’re naked; they’re just mannequins. ”

“ What do you mean, mistakes? ”

“ Mom’s gonna be real pissed with me if I do that again, so I better not. ”

“ Me am big scary, too, y’know. ”

“ A knife? I’ll take that. ”

“ My life is full of tragedy and sorrow, the likes of which you could never comprehend. ”

“ One of those things definitely correlates with all the others. ”

“ I saw nothing, you a-hole! ”

“ Nothing like a hard day’s work. ”