[dankmemeuniversity]

[pope-goodvibes]

[sklittles]

[atmariderjojo]

[charlesoberonn]

It’s this weird assumption of the older generation that because they don’t get new tech, it means young people don’t get older tech. Which is absurd.

It’s not a two-way street, boomers. You’re just out of touch.

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

Can y’all believe this…men always have something to say its literally just a picture of the ground

[rxnaissance]

every time!! every single fucking time!!!!

[akawaru]

[yungterra-blog]

*sees a large dog* FINALLY some relatable content

[platinum-iridium]

People consider motherhood a full time job and fatherhood a volunteer position

[residentgoodgirl]

Jameela jamil is leading an important fight against compulsory femininity, skinnyteas, beauty standards, filters, makeup, and cosmetic surgey, whitewashing, shaving, ableism, fat shaming, racism, transphobia, and the superficial world we live in rn, etc. but she’s not perfect, she will not “save us all”. and when she does something wrong, which she has and eventually will again, like the rest of us, please remember that she’s a person not a Goddess. and again, praise ideas, not people

[allo-nsy]

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand 

Play-Doh 

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’

[christineebersole]

catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor 

[unknought]

A few years ago a roommate abruptly decided to move out to live with her boyfriend, and I ended up spending half a year sharing an apartment with someone I had never met before: an Egyptian girl with very limited English.

She was confused by my appearance and asked me “boy or girl?” It took me a while to understand what she was saying, but eventually she got the point across, and I told her that I was a girl. She seemed unsatisfied, and I explained that I was transgender. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t know the word.

We ended communicating by typing our respective sentences into Google Translate. Unfortunately, whatever the Arabic word for “transgender” is, it wasn’t a word she knew either. Eventually I ended up typing in “I used to be a boy but it made me unhappy so I decided to be a girl.” She stared at it for a moment then asked “You are happy now?” I said yes, and she smiled and looked thoughtful.

A couple hours later she came up to me and said “You and me, we are sisters,” and gave me a hug. “You say you are girl, you are girl.”

[smute]

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

[orlandobloomers]

call out post for the sun

too big and old -_- 

he always wake me 

[somequeerthing]

Jenny’s narrative in my life as a teenage robot is implicitly trans, and her struggle with being viewed as a normal girl by society going so far as to wear a human suit is a perfect representation of trans people’s struggles to pass and be accepted by their communities. In this essay I will….

[noblepeasant]

Trans people are not the only group to struggle to fit in to anywhere. It is not implicitly anything

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

Being a misfit isn’t exlusively trans. But take this show as you will.

[somequeerthing]

Hey! No shit struggling to fit in is relatable to any marginalized community. I’m saying the very specific narrative of wanting to be a real girl, (which is text not subtext by the way, she at one point has a short speech about wanting to be a ‘real girl’) changing your name because it doesn’t match how you see yourself (Xj9 to Jenny), changing your appearance to pass as a real girl only for it not to work and to be seen and regarded by mainstream society as a literal freak, finally getting what you want and conforming to standards only for it to necessitate you changing who you are as a person, are all intensely trans experiences. Obviously the showrunners didn’t construct this narrative with a trans intent and there is the potential for parallels to other marginalized experiences, but Jenny’s character arc bears uncanny resemblance to the experience trans people have coming to terms with their genders.

Also it’s fucking trans.

[garden-gh0st]

Sometimes a family is Two Pilot Moms and their supportive Daughter, an Alien Cat with mouth tentacles, a Green Dude with an Australian accent and Samuel L. Jackson

[lmaonade]

GOING to commit acts of silly………. 

[powerfulwizard]

concept: bootleg copies of memes

[thefloatingstone]

[rock10zxa]

[gghero]

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

[straightboyfriend]

I’m glad cats meow that’s the perfect noise for their shape & size

[starwlkers]

Y’all

[goblinfvckr]