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-not rly active anymore-

[deepwebhitman-deactivated201511]

advice to future authors: if your opening line isnt as strong as this one then why even bother

[horrorpops]

The ending of this comic is that the princess has been fucked so much and produced so many precious stones that they artificially lowered the cost because market saturation and bankrupted the kingdom

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vuhii]

2008 yahoo answers was ahead of it’s time

[charlesoberonn]

People in badly written fantasy stories will usually talk about the major historical events of their world and how magic has affected the lives of everyone, but ask a person in the real world to describe the effects of WWI and the invention of the combustion engine on modern life and they’d probably couldn’t tell you.

[bone-us-zone]

Broke: every character seems to know everything about the history and lore of the world

Woke: most characters can’t tell you much besides the basics but there are some that can tell you more complete but specific parts

H Y P E R W O K E: Every character tells you a wildly different version of the past and what effects it has on the present, ranging from the government is an imperialist, colonizing body obsessed with power to the one true ruler was sent by the gods and has smote down anyone who got in his way to “Oh you mean Jeff, the quote unquote tyrant of the west? I knew that guy! He was alright, never did anything wrong really just wanted some soup.” And there’s no way to tell what actually happened

[charlesoberonn]

I like your thinking

[jjk997]

millennial culture is saying “uh yeah I sure hope it does” whenever passing by a road work ahead sign

[the-ham-juice]

[justbadpuns]

If USA fails at least we have USB

[quiznaks]

kermit as the green paladin, sonic as the blue paladin, mario as the red paladin, that big yellow bird from sesame street as the yellow paladin, and that cow from back at the barnyard as the black paladin

[bird-pieces]

you mean like this

[silly-slacker-person]

Thanks! I hate it!

[maniacaltoaster]

Finally Voltron is a good show.

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[santas-clauze]

[30minutememes]

[tastelesssandwiches-deactivated]

rb if you’re not afraid to have a picture of God in your timeline

[tastelesssandwiches-deactivated]

rb if you’re not afraid to have a picture of God in your timeline

[srmxy]

This was one heck of a thing to drop on me at 3:30 AM, Google.

[mahalidael]

now this right here is good shit. the unexpectedness of skeletor. the deadpan reaction. why this person was googling “most powerful smurf.” the fact that they did this at 3 in the morning. good post, quality post

[operator42o]

setheverman has a quest for you, if you choose to accept it 

[setheverman]

Hewwo Twavewew! OwO Mwy fuwsuit is bwoken and i neeeeed you >:3c to gathew the mwatewiaws i need to webuiwd it… UwU

[ubercharge]

this blog is pro turn signal

[bibliophilepixie]

specifically, Before the actual turn

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

More specifically, for the actual direction you are planning on turning.

[theaustinstollhaus]

When people go off about how English is the worst language, I just wanna point out a few things:

- Our future tense requires only one word (looking at you, Spanish)

- Words don’t change meanings depending on tone (Cantonese)

- We don’t live in some bizarre Beauty And The Beast world where we give inanimate objects genders (romance languages, German)

- Likewise, we don’t have have two different words for “they” because we don’t care whether “they” were male or female (Spanish, French)

- There’s no formal “you” because we don’t play mind games about whether or not we respect you (Spanish, German)

- We don’t alter the whole fucking language based on how much we respect you (Japanese)

- The letters and sounds might not be consistent, but at least we have letters, not just pictures (Mandarin)

- We don’t have a fucking stupid tense specifically for talking to two people because some idiot decided that a two-person tense was necessary (Arabic)

So yeah, I think we’re doing okay as a language

[theaustinstollhaus]

Oh and some of our plurals are irregular, but at least it’s not like every goddamn plural is an entirely new word so you have to learn every word twice

At least it’s not like that, right? Right, Arabic? WHAT A DUMB IDEA THAT WOULD BE, HUH, ARABIC?

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

But we do kinda have the tone thing. Like record and record, resume and resume, etc

[theaustinstollhaus]

For a few words, but you can mispronounce a lot and still get away with it. I’m referring to this:

[ginevre]

I love this post

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

you walk into a room in an abandoned house and you see him