[the-crocodiles-mistake-deactiva]

[weavemama]

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MEMES I’VE EVER SEEN 

[sanrenseofficial]

[shatners-phallus]

nice tongue

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

this is the only pure post

[paprika]

[dajo42]

i had a dream last night that frosty the snowman was angry at me for calling him frosty the snowman and he was like “listen you rusty screw how would you like it if i called you fleshy the skinwoman”

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[justjavis]

This is that next level poetry! *snaps fingers*

[glamgh0ul]

GTFO

[adriankarl]

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

[maplechild-deactivated20160417]

not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least

[radicat]

do u ever just purposefully not look @ ur bank account because u know u fucked up

[andrewbelami]

[jlaw]

[vampirezigzagoon]

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

[weloveshortvideos]

savage

[icodeforlove]

“hey officer, would you like to buy some marijuana”

[quebroma]

[officialfrenchtoast]

me as a parent.

[alexander]

trying to pay for college tuition