hey.

Lukas, 24, he/him 🔪

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[streetkit]

join my rick and morty roleplay

[caribougutsoup]

nah im good

[streetkit]

i said join my fucking rick and morty roleplay

[obscure-entity]

lets simultaneously be something and nothing together

[undeadhousewife]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[marinesnowbanquet]

It's hitting 38°C (100.4°F) in my city today, share tips on beating the heat please..

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[duelistmybeloved]

nya nya nya meow meow meow meow

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[koiagain]

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am