always be merry

[thegorgeousandbrilliantjessie]

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

DANNY DEVITO HUGGED BERNIE SANDERS. AND IM CRYING…. NEED! ME! A! FREAK! LIKE! THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

look at how tight they r holding eachother………………………………. they really in love

[s-uiiciide]

[sandandglass]

[live-merry]

Why am I still on this website

[henrychenq]

me: [cleans glasses] [puts them back on]

glasses: [are dirtier than before]

me: what the fukc

[whalebiology]

Hey! Where’d that other guy go?

[godfatherofgreenbay-deactivated]

[with-practice]

View this post on Instagram

[excima]

Me at my aunts house

[enrique262]

The disastrous Australian Emu War.

[shadowmaat]

Someone turned it into a comic. YES.

[dat-soldier]

never forget the emu war

[corvus-onca-sapien-deactivated2]

@sin-cordura

[alv529]

My favourite part of this entire post is the final pic listing the human casualties and losses in the Emu war as “10 000 rounds of ammo.” and “Dignity.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ukdb]

[marisatomay]

finals week is homophobic

[cloudsinmykopi-deactivated20211]

elaborate

[marisatomay]

im gay and it makes me want to die

[queenwhiskey]

[dinuguan]

[ghost-in-the-ujb]

[misterclaremontdiaz]

undercover-josephina-biden:

Here it is. The Best Tweet.

[poison-liker]

official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia

a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.

just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.

simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.

a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.

a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.

the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.

this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.

“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016

the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.

fisher price.

utterly disgusting.