[gengario]

[emil]

can i join your discord server and say nothing and do nothing and stare at you like this

[74hc595]

[capacity2]

Grown ass men twice my age tryna get me to download Snapchat just email me the penis sir I don’t download shit like that onto my phone

[vergak]

[shadow-posession-jutsu]

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

[naamahdarling]

ROOTIN TOOTIN LIL COWBOY BOY!!!

[anxeious]

[kaban-bang]

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

[kaban-bang]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

[kaban-bang]

[thememedaddy]

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

The only people who say "money won't buy happiness" are the very rich, namely millionaires and billionaires. They want for nothing. They've never experienced the stress of not having enough money for food, rent, medical care, or pretty much anything else. They can go on vacation when they want, get medical care they need, buy whatever they want. They don't know the stress and suffering the rest of us experience.

Money would solve 99% of the world's problems. The other 1% are the billionaires causing the problems with hoarding their wealth instead of putting it back into the system.

[imeverywoman420]

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

[teaboot]

Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")

[gildedproblems]

How do you draw too loud?

[teaboot]

Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[carpecake]

Not worth taking the risk

[pukicho]

You are mean to Taylor Swift.

You should be mean to her too it rules.

[quakerjoe]

[kragehund-est]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[kragehund-est]

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

[vickythestrange]

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

[lesbianmaniacspoken]

Are Americans finely realizing they aren't secretly the main character and others are not NPCs and that we are in fact all people?

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

yeah this was the first time i have ever had this thought and its because im a stupid little yank

[depsidase]

[solitairians]

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand