heinz doofenshmirtz evil page

hello

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[conquerorwurm]

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

[manipulated-pieces]

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[surskip]

recently i was looking at the most downvoted posts on r/stoicism

[muzzlesbian]

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

[muzzlesbian]

hold on.

[muzzlesbian]

oh my god

[animentality]

[washedupswammer]

a gem from the twitter feed this fine monday morning

[mevil]

[animentality]

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[sp1resong]

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

[filmphotofranz]

source

[freyalune]

Clueless white guy SHOCKS civil war reenactment enthusiasts by shooting his gun in perfect Chinese

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[oneheadtoanother]