Lets Live In The Trees

Kayla 26 || coffee, sunshine, and weed ||

[heavensghost]

There were times I was kind when I should have been cruel and times I was cruel when I should have been kind.

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[roarykooper]

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

Europeans are a bunch of pussies they’ve never done anything like driving over 3 mountain ranges in one day from Helena to Spokane with an earache from the pressure change and than drove the Rest of the way across Washington to Seattle the next day

[rebelrobinrules1984]

once I traveled from Georgia to Wisconsin in like a day and an half but we left late so. But that’s like a nineteen hour drive.

[astridbabayan]

[just-perfect-2021-deactivated20]

[s0ur]

[nirvanaah]

[userparamore]

all i wanted | paramore bonnaroo music & arts festival '23

[a-shot-of-the-strange]

fuck the supreme court of the united states of america.

[harryisart]

“I’m a dream”

[myattemptstobecleverneverwork]

[whatspopculture]

Reblog this Hannah Montana picture to bring luck on your feed

[30-minute-memes]

Me_irl

[oceaneyes1834-deactivated202312]

YO PEOPLE WE NEED TO BOOST THIS

@panpotterhead3000 you have a lot of followers

[cheese-greater-official]

BOOST BOOST BOOST ITS IMPORTANT ALSO WHAT DAY IS IT IDK WHEN APRIL 1 IS

[bat-boye-deactivated20200717]

BOOST!!! @official-lucifers-child

[thefatedflowerchild]

This is the only April fools prank I want to take part in because it is so harmless and stupid. It achieves nothing but childish malice and I live for it

[hotboyproblems]

o fuck i am

[clubclitoris]

[mrrogerscardigans]

😂😂😂😂 shaking his head.

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

I don't care about this saccharine Christian myth about guardian angel's and all that, but this comment? This comment wins:

[tsunamirains]

[unwieldyserotonin]

Heaven: WE SENT THEM TO PROTECT YOUR ASS NOT GIVE YOU SOME ASS

[black-geek-supremacy]

^And why not?

[piss-pirate]

Climate change is like someone comes up to you and tells you your super strict aunt is visiting, but your house has seen 3 parties over the weekend and is a mess. You’re not quite sure if the person is serious or not, some people say ‘QUICK! We need to tidy the house NOW! She’ll be here in an HOUR!’ and other people say ‘Your aunt isn’t visiting, it’s all a huge lie, and besides, the house is still habitable!’

Sure, you can work around the pizza trodden into the carpet, maybe lay a rug over the teenager vomit, wear shoes so the spilled beer doesn’t soak into your socks.

But if you spend a little time and effort cleaning the house, even if your aunt isn’t coming, you still have a lovely clean house! If you keep measures in place to keep it clean, no more wild parties, a few storage baskets, invest in a roomba, it’ll stay clean for when your children live there too.

And if your aunt is actually coming, and you DON’T clean the house, you’re totally and utterly and without question, fucked.

[wizardshark]

By the way during this whole extended metaphor your aunt is, at that very moment, knocking on the door. And people are still yelling that she’s not actually coming

[dark-waves]

[salty-red-mage]

I love how all of these are wholesome and then bam there's one about a mom doing cocaine