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~A bit of me~ Pansexual//lovebit 7//11//12 The day it began 12//21//14 The day I said yes 12//21//17 The day I said I do

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

[killjoystrays]

[metallic-oxygen]

[funstealer]

Lucifer (Morningstar) at the Holy Trinity Church in Marylebone, Westminster.

[shencomix]

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

I gotta give it to them, this comic made me drink water.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[vampyrsdread]

[lowpolyanimals]

Bird from Daytona USA

[dogdayafternoon1975]

MILF: TERMINATED

BONG: TERMINATED

GIRL: TERMINATED

[retrogamingblog2]

[von-felden]

Booty (licious)

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

Pussy (vicious)

[atlas-prime]

Cock (nutritious)

[faggo-tron-prime]

Tits (malicious)

[spivity]

Merry (christmas)

[mistermustachio]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

bro you smell like xbox

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

how

[do-you-have-a-flag]

technology related sensory memories from my childhood

sliding the metal cover on floppy disks

the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes

ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 

rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

[mm-imagerie]

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

[sahdirah]

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[greatermaguro]

Wait until you nerds discover the emergency siren fan community

[emergency-broadcast-system]

Hi

[joshpeck]

the content on this website is indescribable to any outsider

[yehudah]

going on testosterone is so exciting im so glad to finally go through my himboification

[yehudah]

[witchbabywigg]

my special friend calls it his PP Juice and I started calling it PP Up from Pokemon and so now it’s the PP Up Juice.

[zeetbl33p]

[slothful-rabbit]

Honestly the minute I saw the word himboification I knew this post was gonna be good and I was not dissapointed. This is so fucking wonderful and I love the sheer universal experience of exasperation, concern, and just so fucking done with your shit from your doctors and nurses.

[captainlordauditor]

friend of mine calls testosterone but pronounced like macaroni

[nobody-knose--archive]

evil fonts. HELL vetica. CRIMES new roman. IMPACT (fatal). MAL ibri. arial

[officialdamonalbarn]

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

[officialdamonalbarn]

THANK YOU

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

somebody please explain

[dykemisspiggy]

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

[caecilius-est-pater]

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

[crtter]

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

[midnightvoyager]

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

[queen-sammie]

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

[anais-ninja-bitch]

as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

[shitidoldied]

That poor child who had to pay to commission his own mother ($;$($;_!$($; idc what you say MY kids get everything FREE from me

[shitidoldied]

This could never happen with me I cantttt 5his 11 year old saving up money for a drawing from his own parent 😭

[doublevampires]

yall this is taken out of context, the rest of the thread said how the mom didn't want to take his money but he was really excited to commission her. it's teaching the kid to value artists' time & also treating him with respect on something he clearly wanted to do! (enough that he saved up for it, kept track of his mom's commission slots, and checked to make sure he was giving her a fair price!)

[itsdetachable]

This is actually super sweet and fuck the ppl making it out like the mom was taking advantage of him. It sounds like he’s really proud of her and wanted to “officially” get art of her - that means he respects her skill and her work! Good kid.

[spinyax]

here’s the finished piece by the way! source