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Kouichi the bully :

Hoot for me Miharu-kun!

Why are you such a bully

Kouichi is so mean....

Are you sure about that :

Crap. Well played Miharu-kun, when you use your innocence card no one can resist. Time for a tactical retreat. *Poofs away in a cloud of smoke*

Goes about his now Kouichi-free day as normal because there isn’t even any police officers nearby.

#theowlofbanten #yes yes very proud #you finally got your so called best friend's name right

Just like you are an over reactor :

Think of it as the power of friendship as well as heightened animal senses.

“Oh officerrrrrr. This person is stalking me and I need help.”

#theowlofbanten #i will join you #as soon as i stop being lazy #nods #i hope they do toooo

Just like how you aren’t an owl :

That’s fine and all, if that’s what you want, I won’t hold you back. Just don’t forget that I’ll be capable of tracking you down no matter where you head off to.

A stalker?! How scary....

#hey i slept more than you!#i think #and i swea r #i'm going to write Mihashi one day and it'll be aLL your fault #and yeah i should probably do my app huh

Just like how you’ve never overreacted before :

What are you talking about? We’re great friends. Painfully great friends. Like taking a kunai to the stomach!

Right. Well, since it’s so painful I want to break it off. Goodbye, Mr. Owl.

#I did sleep!!!!#and now i'm wide awake yes #theowlofbanten

Are you sure you aren’t just paranoid? :

Isn’t that just great? Then we can be the best of friends forever and ever.

But we aren’t friends now. How are we going to be friends forever and ever?

#theowlofbanten

Really? How strange. I wonder why :

C’mon man don’t be like that. If you use the Shinra Bansho maybe you’ll wither away as well and you can meet Yoite in the afterlife.

But then I would have to see you there too.

#theowlofbanten

Mr. Owl caw caw :

If you’re gonna do that, at least use your powers first. Else all my time spent sucking up to you and coming to your rescue will have been for naught.

That will take too long. You want me gone. I should just go.

#theowlofbanten

Is that so. Be careful not to break it :

I’ve lived for more than ten times your life time, patience is a virtue. I don’t mind waiting until you’re old and withered away and then I’ll have the spotlight for myself.