iincvitable: irene caetano.
irene pouts. “you’re right. i was busy with my handsome boyfriend, doing what lovers do. but i can’t believe i missed a neon pool party. like, what could possibly be sexier? plus, i’m obsessed with shaggy. hey sexy lady was totally my myspace song in middle school. make sure you text me personally next time you go to a party and i’ll make sure i actually go. just, like, make sure you send the address and stuff so i know for sure which one you mean.” her pout gives way to a smile as she shifts her focus, head tilting and eyes lifting to the ceiling as she forms a response to his prompt. “well, he looks like a hemsworth brother, for starters. has a sexy southern drawl and always spoons me after we do it. we’re pretty serious but keeping things hush-hush. that’s why i haven’t, like, posted about him, or anything. keeping it a secret can be so hot, can’t it? and since we aren’t public i still seem totally available to dominic evans, who between you and me, i kinda have a good thing going with. whenever he catches me clocking out he’s always like, have a good one. he so wants me to climb him like a tree. and you know what? i just might.” she swats the side of freddie’s arm, chortling gleefully. “i’m so bad.”
“ like i’ve ever known an address. i just kinda hop on board where the gang’s heading, make myself their problem for the night. does it make me popular ? no. but it keeps me in the loop. and anyways, if you’ve got the missing hemsworth waiting for you at home, who am i to pry you apart ? ” he asks, his tone poking fun at her enthusiasm. “ what’s his deal though ? why’s it gotta be a secret ? is he married ? or like, some kind of wanted felon ? now that would be bad, ” he says, getting a little too wrapped up in digging through her affairs. “ i’m just saying, i know a thing or two about being the secret person. i’d just advise you to make damn sure his story checks out. but i can’t say that i’d hold my breath for dom. his libido has been all but replaced by some sort of weird paternal instinct. makes him a pretty decent manager, but i just can’t say in good conscience that he’d be a passionate lover. he’d be, like, an excellent babysitter though. ”















