liv

act my age? i dont wanna. (she/her)

[livingthru]

my lone earbud : u gave me love, u gave me home, u gave me a purpose, u gave everything i dont deserve... but for what? to make me understand what it would feel like for all of it to be taken away?

me, sobbing : i— i'm sorry. please—

my lone earbud : god may forgive you for all of your sins but i won't. for ruining me was the worst thing u could ever do to yourself.

[hwang-inho-132]

you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.

you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame

[livingthru]

i hate biology. and i'm not the great at it. someone tell my parents that i'm going to be the worst doctor ever. people will die!!!! someone tell them!

[fatallyaddictedtofiction]

scrolling through ao3, once again realising the one fic I want to read is the one I have to write.

[livingthru]

#real

#way too real

[fatallyaddictedtofiction]

scrolling through ao3, once again realising the one fic I want to read is the one I have to write.

[izzythedemigod]

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[livingthru]

boomers

[the-birdgeoisie-deactivated2026]

I love when people Kudos my fic, because that means I get to stalk their AO3 profile and steal their bookmarks to read later >:]

[livingthru]

thats a nice idea. i never though of that wth

[memoires-blessees]

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

[livingthru]

i am an antelope

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

[splorgoborgobo]

☕️

[livingthru]

♥️

i'll have a heart disease??

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[moonchild311]

"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

[edwardcreel]

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

[livingthru]

procrastination and meticulousness does not go hand in hand

[livingthru]

im feeling like slowly but surely im becoming toxic

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

ON MY DASH

[dickplinko]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

Always reblog

[law-the-lewd]

“Never trust anyone with more than 3 pigs” is the best thing I’ve ever read

[goodoldpanicattheeverywhere]

on another note, I just remembered Roald Dahl wrote Lamb to the Slaughter (I read it in sophomore year)

[wind-the-music-box]

Dummies.

Bury one (1) oyster in the yard for two weeks. Put it on the plate with a bunch of others, serve to victim.

There’s plenty of health risks when it comes to eating raw seafood- No one will bat an eye.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[prismatic-bell]

Six years later, my dumb ass realizes I never said you also have to pull at least some of the teeth to prevent a match to dental records.

[vellhighbandi]

@damnn-dorothea @hell-lit011019 @chammak-challo113 murder besties… Refreshment course.

[raat-baaki-deactivated20240309]

@bulbourethralhand

[a-really-hot-caterpillar]

“I am a writer,” he said as reblogged this post. Little did they know…

[oceanandlilies]

This reblogging chain shouldn’t stop… everyone should know HOW TO MURDER !! I repeat this reblogging chain shouldn’t STOP!!

[cyanide-sodapop]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

1.1 MILLION NOTES JESUS CHRIST

[writing-official]

I’m a writer guys

but for the record, make sure that after you have the body (keep burying it vertically in mind) dig really extra deep, bury it (vertically, mind you), fill it in until the body’s head is decently underground, then bury a dead pet or animal as well. After THAT plant endangered plants overtop. Then A) the freshly dug earth isn’t suspicious, B) it isn’t legal to dig up, C) IF a police dog finds it, they’ll unearth the dead animal not the person

[ihavenothingoops]

also make nice with whoever you are gonna murder - you want as little motive as possible

[alilove2009]

I AM A WRITER I SWEAR

[adastra36]

Fun fact: digging is really fucking tiring and hard, especially hole large enough and deep enough to bury someone

[feyzichris]

[butt-berry]

Magnoliasaur