Gay Thoughts

Olivia, she/her, 27, BLM, ACAB, poly trans bi disaster, profile pic by the amazing @finnesseweapon

[filmphotofranz]

[mikus-sleepiest]

[catchymemes]

[henstomper]

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

[jp-nichts]

"thanks I installed them myself 😊💜"

[jp-nichts]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[vaskemire]

[dark-fri3ren]

[nina-iseri]

extremely evocative textbook diagram

[king-carnivore]

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[decaytriarch]

Begone thralls! I must go brood in my tower keep *scales a nondescript brick outbuilding where a bunch of kickballs got lost*

[decaytriarch]

*hurls a rubber kickball down at a straggler* heheheheheh

[muzzlesbian]

you have to love the tgirl but you have to let her love you back too

[muzzlesbian]

transfem affection and attraction is painted as inherently predatory to a degree that drives us to be constantly on edge. it makes us fucking paranoid. do you know how awful it is to worry if it’s safe to lean your head on your close friend’s shoulder? to be openly desired and even flirted with but never flirt back for fear of being labeled a creep? to be unable to cuddle up with your date because you’re terrified of how they might respond? do you know how much that fucks a person up?

you have to let the tgirl love you back. you have to.

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[depsidase]

[winged-void]

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[frigidvalkyrie]

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[bladeweave]

you can feel the moment in a tv show when a woman who was an independent character suddenly becomes a love interest. its like a shackle locking onto her ankle.

[cutecipher]

welcome to my theme park. so we basically let the animals roam around and harm the guests.

[cutecipher]

i feel like the park moniker of "How Do You Like It Asshole?" is self explanatory

[ekingston]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

[the-macintosh-system]

what does this mean

moot what does this mean

[a-sentient-cup]

[ren-acoelomate]

So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve