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[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

Lixy!!!

slymy!!!

[slimewizaaard]

*hug* -w-

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

been a minute since I’ve seen ya!

how you been?

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

Lixy!!!

slymy!!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Many of you seem to have forgotten my power, and have been moving against me. In response, I have decided to harvest the stars and blacken the night sky.

[wizardvalshadar]

Do I have to send the tiny green guy on a spree of rolling up stuff across earth again??

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Who?

[wizardvalshadar]

Little green thing, rolls stuff up into spheres, tosses it up to become stars.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Abomination

[wizardvalshadar]

Yes, obviously, but he specializes in replacing stars when certain irresponsible people break them, so...

[the-gnomish-bastard]

It will specialize in decaying

[wizardvalshadar]

You know, I don't think it actually can decay. I'm not sure what's inside there, but I'm reasonably certain neither bacteria nor fungus want any part of it.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Everything can decay

[wizardvalshadar]

Which specific definition of decay are you using here? Because the one talking about things being broken down by fungi and bacteria is not universally applicable.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Degrade.

[gnomishgimmy]

I don't think you could beat him, honestly. Either you go in the Ball or it's a stalemate.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Shovel

[gnomishgimmy]

That would go into the ball too.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Wrong. Bag of holding

[gnomishgimmy]

It will. Also go on the ball.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Causing the ball to explode

[gnomishgimmy]

How? the ball isn't even an extradimensional space, it's just like. Infinitely sticky, i think.

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

yeah ive seen it and the ball is just sticky

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Then 200x200 feet of carpet.

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

you see the thing is with the katamari is that

it can only pick things up that its larger than

and anything it rolls up also becomes sticky

[the-gnomish-bastard]

And that’s where you’re wrong! Gelatinous Cube!

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

a fucking what

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Gelatinous Cube!

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

a gelatinous cube

like a cube that is gelatinous?

thats just turkish delight

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Look it up

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

literally it's only giving me results for turkish delight mr gnome

if this isnt the gleatinous cube then i do not know what is

[the-gnomish-bastard]

It’s not. Don’t use Wikipedia for this

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

i have damn well scoured the internet mr gnome

[the-gnomish-bastard]

No you have not

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

trust me i have

just tell me what you mean mr gnome

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Use bing

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

bing doesnt work on buss island Σㅎ̯\

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Yeah it does

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

sir i assure you bing doesnt work on buss island

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I know for a fact it does

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

sir i live here

and i am certain that bing doesnt work on buss island mister gnome

the computer cant properly handle it

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I’m using it right now

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

you arent on buss island mister gnome

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Yeah I am

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

well if you are then where are you on the island

[the-gnomish-bastard]

And snitch out my hiding spot? No fucking way

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

why are you on my island in the first place sir

i thought you hated kobolds

we dont hate you you know

[slimewizaaard]

A GELATINOUS CUBE IS A SLIME IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT CUBE THAT HAS TREASURE IN IT HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

it also eats people nom nom nom

[puddlebread]

My Homophobic dog masterpost

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

why isn’t there the images were he unlearns homophobia :(

[sylviii]

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

[bighugenerd]

I need my mutuals to reblog this please I NEED the cuban sandwich

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

please I really want one

[catchymemes]

[strozzaprete-deactivated2024062]

y'all are SICK IN THE HEAD and shouldn't be caught dead within 100 meters of a child

[cleverinternetkingdom]

People seem to not know how old writers are when they make their stories.

Stephanie Meyer wrote Twilight in 2003, at age 29

Cassandra Clare started writing Mortal Instruments in 2004, at age 31

Rick Riordan published Percy Jackson & the Olympians, the book about 12yrolds, at age 41

George R. R. Martin published A Game of Thrones, at age 48

You can't even use the "but fanfiction isn't real writing" argument because of how many fanfiction turn movies there is. They are clearly enough of a story to be made into published books.

Anna Renee Todd's After series was a Harry Styles fanfiction, which was published in 2014, when she was 25

E.L. James Fifty Shades of Grey series was a Twilight fanfiction, which was published in 2011, when she was 48

Mortal Instruments was a Harry Potter fanfiction.

Why must they act like After someone turns 20 their life ends, like people can't have hobbies???

[senlinyu]

Adults are also responsible for creating all the tv shows they watch.

[angrywarrior69]

Wait until they find out adults make things like Cocomelon and Rugrats

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

My least favorite part of this is the

“they were writing whole making out scenes and made it uncomfy”

like….if it made you uncomfortable why Dontcha stop reading??

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[allegedly-human]

Reminder of T.G.I.F of September 15 2023

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

boy i was getting worried i wouldn’t get to see TGIF today

[sky-the-snail-fanatic-deactivat]

HELP I’VE SEEN THIS THREE TIMES TODAY PLEASE I WANT TO COMMIT WAR CIRMES

[good-wizard]

hey gw

Hey!

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

Tumblr got my ass so new account

[cow-stealin-gal]

some practice runs

It took me a while to do these.

Car model: Super Stinger (Color Shifters)

@mayhem-moth, @ladyofspoons, @tamamo-lover, @slymewitch, @slimylittlemaggot, @skyethebisexualwolfwizard, @agentldiddy

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

ooh awesome

if you ever wanna make a movie or something let me know!

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

[jeekoftheweek]

[saintmaryoliver]

this is the gif btw.. gore warning

[dwagom]

me walking in on my dragon husband in the living room at the exact moment he finishes his all-daylight saturday edging session

[rolanslide]

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

Lixor! Wy the new acc?

got shadow banned

not sure why though

[akronus-has-thoughts]

I can still find @lixorloveslicorice

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

really?

I wasn’t able to for some reason

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

Lixor! Wy the new acc?

got shadow banned

not sure why though

[fayewoods-2]

hey Faye-

so my account logged me out and I can’t use my password so

new account-

Ohmygod that happened to me last night with both my accounts-

try changing your password if you have your email that you used for it

that worked for this one

and my other was connected to google so i signed in that way

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

can’t

pretty sure they shadow banned me since I can’t find my account

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

you got shadow banned?

think so

so that sucks🫠

[lixor-really-loves-licorice]

hey licorice lovers

tumblr fucked me over

sincerely, lix

@the-gnomish-bastard @cow-stealin-gal @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @slymewitchrp @fayewoods-2