Homophobic-slenderman

[homophobe-slenderman]

Due to recent events, homophobic slenderman will be cutting back on their homophobia by 65%, please call them moderate democrat slenderman now.

[nuzipilled]

animated this a while ago, another requiem thing from chapter 9

[depsidase]

[yasmin1000000]

sometimes i see trans women being mean to other trans women for being dollgirls or puppygirls or t4t or autistic or weird or awkward or being a virgin or liking sex too much and im always just like, oh you hate trans women and the only reason you position yourself as a transfeminist is cause it benefits you you dont actuaally love trannies. Where is that quote about white gay people feeling robbed of the life of full privilege they were promised

[yasmin1000000]

also notice how most of the things they make fun of other trannies for are the same things everyone says about us. Either we are worthless autistic freaks who cant talk to anyone and arent useful and are really weird and creepy or we are hypersexual perverts who are holding back our rapist urges only think about sex sex sex sex sex. And most of the time we are seen as both

[woman-becomer]

be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

[ms-gay-sex]

what did you do

[woman-becomer]

I fucked up so bad

[homophobic-yoda]

hrrrrm... as long as it gay wasnt is

homophobic yoda stroke is having

call the yodambulance

[woman-becomer]

homophobic yoda.... please don't give up

[homophobe-slenderman]

I didn’t expect to learn of homophobic yoda’s death this way!

I would've expected to hear about this in the…

pages!

[chilewithcarnage]

before you jump to compare a trans woman to a male celebrity, first bang your head against the wall several times until you see red

[homophobe-slenderman]

I love going to trader joes and just taking a massive shit then leaving. I will have like a whole tub of ice cream earlier and with my lactose intolerance it ruins the toilet.

[realjbguys]

i slender in her until she man yknow yknow what i mean guysyeah guys

this was a draft, i have no clue what unholy shits going on here guys.

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

Collect my pages

[bitchless-slenderman]

Collect my pages

[detective-slenderman]

Collect my pages

[discourse-slenderman]

collect my pages

[realest-slenderman]

collect my pages

[calnotandre]

@homophobe-slenderman

[homophobe-slenderman]

collect my faggots, its easy they have comically long leashes and bark and meow randomly

[eizneckam]

Scientists Predict the Uncertain Possibility of a Second Woman

"Maybe even a third," said a confused researcher this Friday.

[homophobe-slenderman]

The third found you.

[cannibalings]

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

[fool-counter]

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

fool count: 1

[homophobe-slenderman]

faggot count: one.

[mapsontheweb]

The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

[tinsnip]

…OH.

[mazarinedrake]

I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are entirely freshwater, not salt.

By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:

[salamencerobot]

Lake Michigan has never fully frozen. Leading to some absolutely terrifying images

Layers of ice created, shattered, and built up like this.

[tigirl-and-co]

Hey, here’s a picture of that lighthouse in 2015, when we had a polar vortex

[dappercyborg]

I love the Great Lakes, you know how all boats look like shit, like just rusty hulks, you don’t get that on the Great Lakes because it’s fresh water, like the shipwrecks are incredibly well preserved

[chaeronaea]

[official-michigan-posts]

OFFICIAL Michigan Post

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

You can also TEXT "START" to 678-678 or go to their website! There are 700+ of you following me. You don't need to be from the US to reblog this. Reblog.

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m usually a gimmick blog but this is serious. Always remember start to 678678 it’s saved even me a couple times. I love you all, please be safe

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, they also have a chat function on their website!

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[elvis-vaebsley]

Róa mama, now's about time I return from my polar slumber to reblog this.

[homophobe-slenderman]

thought yall would like this.

[capnsoapy]

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

[the-drunk-game-master-deactivat]

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[grumpy-bat-central]

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[totally-lyrical]

ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[smolbluegoblin]

tumblr user capnsoapy

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my eternal punishment defined by any futile boulders for kings because I have a three-dimensional sense of eternal torment,

[homophobe-slenderman]

Collect my homosexual repression papers

[flowerbleedme]

and yet she perserveres

[lmaonade]

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

[translatingpostsintorussian]

lmaonade

захожу на пинтерест и пишу “хмм… мне это очень.. пинтересно…!” в комментариях под каждым постом

[untranslatingposts]

I go on pinterest and write "hmm... I find this very... pinteresting...!" in the comments under every post

[translatingpostsintorussian]

you think you're above me. you imagine that you and I are fighting on opposing sides. and yet when you turn my effort right back around into what it was born from you do not realize that you do nothing but fight fire with fire. like a baffled beast you lunge at the mirror not recognizing your own reflection. in repeating after me and those like me you become the one you crave so badly to destroy. we are the same.

[untranslatingposts]

[homophobe-slenderman]

kinda gay, dont you think..?

[homophobe-slenderman]

Why donald trump fruity?