[memes-that-get-reported]

[karshmallow]

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

[tooloose-lautrec]

#prime execution of this is still #WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO #DRESS IN DRAG AND DO THE HULA??? (x)

[buzzkillbyrne]

23 year old hozier was like “might fuck around and invent love” and wrote work song

[ruinedchildhood]

[shaydixons]

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It is going to take us decades to comprehend the damage pornography has done to our mental development and societal views surrounding women and sex.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Every person arguing against this in the notes is a fucking moron.

[1dietcokeinacan]

If you disagree w the underlying premise on this post you should unfollow me. The porn industry has violently, horrifically impacted our society on almost every level imaginable. This isn’t an opinion; it holds regardless of whether you yourself watch porn or not. This isn’t about you feeling threatened because of your own personal choices. This is a highly nuanced phenomenon, the violences of which are ever-present and inextricably linked with the violences of the capitalist system it is embedded within.

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[bisexualgambit]

When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

[mustlikeme4me]

I can most definitely relate

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

[eryk-or-else]

iconic 

[s00nstuck023]

the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that

[sherryfrajer]

great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thecommonchick]

me: i’m never talking to him again, this is the last straw 

him: hey 

me: