am big lesbean

can call me em or mj or crab | science is just searching for reason in a universe of absolute chaos | nb lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 they/them or she/her | 21 and tired | avatar made by my fantastic friend lee @multiclassmapmaker | 🅱LEASE talk to me abt music

[kingjaffejoffer]

[otterplusharchive]

i really am just the biggest sucker for the power of friendship. if a character talks about how they keep fighting for their friends or about how they want to protect their friends i am on the floor in a puddle of my own tears

[otterplusharchive]

character: calls someone their friend

me, sobbing: oh my god i have friends too. i love my friends oh my god

[littlealienproducts]

Soft Mushroom Charms by misssapporo

[velociraptor-visrip]

I used the number from Cube Escape: Case 23

[everythingfox]

“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”

(Source)

[faded-coat-of-blue]

This is so adorable:

1) those two guys don’t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten

2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there

3) the biker says he’d take the kitten home himself, but he’s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead

[goobra]

during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer

[bythegardengate]

Visit Original Link

[keplercryptids]

Justin: Do you want me to ask Sydnee real quick?

Griffin: Yeah, yeah.

Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]

Griffin: But I wanna hear it!

Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!

Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?

Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?

[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]

Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.

Griffin: [bursts into laughter]

[prettypinkdork]

I’m not sure what would be better; listing Sydnee as ‘Dr. Sydnee Mcelroy’ so non-fans understand that Justin is bothering a real life doctor, or just leaving her as ‘Sydnee’ so it looks like Justin is asking his wife this insane question like he’s some kind of toddler bugging his mom

[papasmoke]

ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. DO NOT PANIC. I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

[cuantocabronmemes]

Anatomía de internet

[chocoxcaramel]

[miki-tortelini]

all i said was ‘welcome to the disney channel’ on day 1 and my name was Logan Paul

[honeywives]

curly haired women are god’s gift to the human race and someday every fool who ever tarnished their name will have to answer to me 

[surprisebitch]

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

[oni-boyfriend]

[malwarewolf404]

[ike-loves-men]

[rashemibabe]

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[dicaeopolis]

i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

[dicaeopolis]

this is the only important thing i did in four years

[cringepics-deactivated20140527]

[puffinmaster246]