everything's coming up milhouse

i'm emily i'm gay and i don't know math

[excitementshewrote]

[cwhapd]

[excitementshewrote]

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[kaylmao]

hatches are basically the most traditional thing to batten down

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[oldshowbiz]

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[lizeatscrayons]

pathetic blonde men played by ryan gosling how i love you

[meowmorials]

2001

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[t4timekeeper]

[chronopharm]

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[never-obsolete]

Windows 95 - Color Picker

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I’m so obsessed with this gif bc obi wan looks like he’s so happy but a little bit nervous to see dex he looks like he’s picking up dex for prom. he looks like he’s in love. in love with dex jettster. fuck you satine obi wan wants a big frog thing with four arms not your hillary clinton self 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally thought me & this guy were on the same side until the last sentences i was nodding along fondly 😭

[cheaphalloweencostume]