My Life As Liz

[viralvdio-blog]

[laughcentre]

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn’t love myself.

curiano.com (via psych-facts)

[twitterlols]

true romance 💞

[just-shower-thoughts]

There should be a mode on cell phones where you input how long you need the battery to last, and the phone will do everything it can to get to that point.

[introvertunites]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It should be illegal to show CPR done incorrectly on tv or in movies.

[word-stuck]

[superwhatlocked]

Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted

[snazziest]

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

[thatpunnyguy-deactivated2016051]

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

[xjustcallmethedoctorx]

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

[papertownsy]

James Corden takes JLo’s phone and sends a text to Leonardo DiCaprio x

[paracite]

me: I can’t be sad if I’m asleep my dreams: sike!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many memories I’m in.

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talking to cashiers while having anxiety ? more like

[rcah]

If you think my blog sucks wait till you see my life 

[friendswafffleswork]

[cleopatronising]

Lizzie McGuire and Isabella publicly humiliating Paulo and going on to perform What Dreams Are Made Of is the single most important event that ever happened within the walls of The Colosseum like literally name a bigger event. You can’t

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reminder to white people as a white person myself: mourn for this injustice and fight for what’s right., but don’t make this about yourself. This is not about you.