no thoughts, head empty

u can call me liz or lizard, 28, she/her, pls message me ur best jokes and memes

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[joleneghoul]

Mood

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[fuck-customers]

[feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[greelin]

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

[im-in-your-mind]

[brucebocchi]

[archeogeist]

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

[shortcircuit908]

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

[femmedummy]

quitting my job to become a lake monster

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[swagophile]

you fuckers arent even ready for when i become badass evil black and purple fire dragon

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.