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Hi! Iām Ellie, a She/He lesbian, and Eternal Sugar yume!!! Iām an aspiring artist and animator, and I hope we can get along!!! Doubles PLEASE interact if you feel comfy! I donāt care abt sharing, I think sheās here to bring happiness and love to us all š©·
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that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying āthe orbā proves that no one on this website fucks
the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using
the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks
ok yāall itās LITERALLY taken from the āwizard pondering his orbā image
itās an orb.Ā
ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and itās cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.
so
No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG
5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"
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*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.
my interpretation of hell ultrakill, if it wanted to create a physical form
ARTFIGHT!!
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kidā¢ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOUāRE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
One of my college professors used to sayĀ āanything worth doing is worth doing poorly.āĀ I didnāt understand that for years because I didnāt do anything poorly, I couldnāt do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting.Ā Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.Ā Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible.Ā Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I donāt have the energy to go anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorlyā¦ because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.
someone please hit me over the head with this post every day for like the next week thanks. a mention, a reblog with text, a message, something.
You must understand that perfectionism isnāt striving for excellence, itās a crippling fear of being flawed and therefore worth abandonment or punishment. Itās a kind of psychological avoidance. Youāre avoiding fear and failure , not embracing the thing you want to do bc if it was about the thing you want to do youād be fine with partial victory.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate DestiMii
it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold
"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable
It happened
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
>no idea what a tumblr accent even is
>āoozes off of me like a thick miasmaā
im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly
you shouldn't walk into miasmas that's bad for you
my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room
everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again
manifesting a mia fey prequel game with sad wet phoenix wright as your intern
today I found out my mother doesnāt know what dandelions are and now Iām wondering what other strange secrets sheās been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you donāt have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
sheās aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
gosh I enjoy this website
For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i donāt think so? iām southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
Theyāre marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
ā¦.we need to start taking the phrase āgo touch grassā more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"
