Miss Magical Lizzy

You are now reading the blog of a 26 year old aspiring author who lives in Ontario, Canada with her parents and spends her days online. Fandoms to be mentioned here include Supernatural, Sherlock, Merlin, Once Upon a Time, Castle, Harry Potter, LotR/Hobbit, Doctor Who, Haven, and Avengers/Marvel. Be prepared for much Johnlock and Destiel, and random, non-fandomy posts. You have been warned.

[accras]

[discitemori]

Traditional Georgian dancing.

[lionhearrt-deactivated20170920]

date a man who

[wizardshark]

i cannot even imagine how fit these people are they could kick my ass they could kick muhammad ali’s ass

[northeastartist]

Let me show you the Aggression of my people… through dance.

[inthroughthesunroof]

If your dance doesn’t require knee pads and posing en pointe it isn’t worth doing.

[bonehandledknife]

@dadvans I feel like you can do Things with this

[arrghigiveup]

So the last time I reblogged this, someone reblogged from me with a comment along the lines of “wait till you see them with swords”. So I went to search it up, and… guys. GUYS.

There are actual sparks flying holy shit =O

[shabbytigers]

this went big about halfway through holy shit

[pardonmewhileipanic]

It really did. When the swords started REALLY connecting around 3:20 literal sparks are flying

[warriormale]

Warrior dancing!

WarriorMale

[shieldmaiden19]

The official dance group of Georgia (I don’t remember their name) has said they exist both to represent Georgia to the world and to heal Georgia through dance. They are inspirational and definitely some of the best dancers in the world.

[loverdeluxe]

today is the 02/02/2020 which is the same date backwards and that happens once in a thousand years so that’s cool

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

[kadegreene]

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

[thealienssayhello-deactivated20]

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

[sev-wildfang]

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

[nostrem]

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

[concurrent-sufferings]

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

okay

where did we lose you

[tsuki-chibi]

I have worn make-up about a dozen times in my life (my graduation, prom, my sister’s wedding, job interviews). I do not and will never wear it on a daily basis. That shit is expensive as fuck and I’m way too lazy to bother putting it on every day; you get my regular face and that’s it.

It kills me that women feel they have to wear make-up. If you want to wear it, more power to you! But no one should feel pressured to wear it.

When my sister was unemployed and didn’t have much money, she broke down crying because she couldn’t afford all of her make-up and she was horrified to leave the house without it.

My mom got pissed at me for suggesting my sister just learn to go without make-up because make-up is “a staple that my sister needs”.

When my grandmother fell and broke her hip, she flat-out refused to go to the hospital without having her hair and make-up done because it wasn’t proper.

This. THIS is why the minimum needs to be zero.

[awwcutepets]

These cats are biological brothers. Dracula is handsome while his brother, Jiji, is over here seeing both yesterday and tomorrow.

[princesstigerbelle]

@mostlycatsmostly @mysticalgalaxysalad

[dickgraysqns]

Nomad Steve

↳requested by @iiliad

[cannibalchicken]

[pangur-and-grim]

just a heads up, I’m going to be off in the wildnerness for a couple days so no posting! brb

[pangur-and-grim]

my new baby cousin is here & she tried to pull off my tattoos 😭

[pangur-and-grim]

listen. listen. i stan nobody but this baby. she has 8 teeth & knows how to wave hello. she put my iPhone in her mouth and then screamed. she chased an ant into a crack in a terrifying display of predation and then screamed again. watch me go full beast mode and barefisted fight a wolf pack for this tiny larval human being, I am currently crying

[pangur-and-grim]

whoops

[aggressionbread]

If we were married I’d pack your lunch with one of these bad boys every day

[darkrosekuwonuoriginal-deactiva]

Oh-

[smolminimonnie-deactivated20251]

Me 100%

[adonischildsupportcase]

[that-friend-who-feigns-innocence]

he livin in 3019

[susiephone]

my favorite, oddly specific trope is when both the hero and the villain know each other’s secret identities and they wind up bumping into each other when they’re in civilian mode, but they can’t throw down (even though they both REALLY want to) because surprise! they have a mutual friend. so they’re just sitting across from each other at the dinner table awkwardly avoiding eye contact and desperately trying to dodge Oblivious Friend’s questions about what they did over the weekend because they can’t very well sit there and be like “oh yeah this weekend was fun, i went to the movies and then i threw a truck at this asshole’s head” or “not great, there was an issue at the bank and before i could make off with the money, THIS asshole threw a truck at my head”

[69420angrycrabs]

bonus points if their mutual friend mistakes their awkwardness for attraction and keeps trying to set them up

[gaylettucewoman]

more bonus points if it actually fucking WORKS 

[dingdongyouarewrong]

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

[roboticselkie]

[memecage]

It do be like that.

[dewdrop-one]

I was having a surprisingly good conversation with my sister recently and I was talking about how one of the reasons I don’t read as much as I used to is because I don’t have the same resources I did when I was a 4th grader. When I was a kid, I could sit and read all I wanted, all I had to to was exist and go where people took me. I didn’t have to feed myself or pay bills or keep track of things, which of course now I have to deal with all of those things so I can’t read as much and tend to read pretty easy to read books. My sister brought up the really good point that, of course I want to read easy books, I’m a young adult, in a very tumultuous phase of life, constantly being thrown new information, my brain doesnt want a classical novel, my brain wants something readable and immersive.

tl;dr don’t feel bad for not reading as much as you used to, it’s okay. Read what you can when you can and don’t stress about the rest

[kiwimidnight]

[internetdruid]

[connerys]

Cinderella (1950)

[enchanteddreameruniverse]

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

[thesevenumbrellas]

The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

[goldenmana]

The Prince isn’t the one who went looking for Cinderella. He wanted to go out and find the girl he danced with. It was his father, the king, who wouldn’t let him go and instead sent the archduke to find the maiden. Since the king and archdruke didn’t dance with Cinderella or really know her beyond a glance from a distance, they only had what she left behind to go off of: the glass slipper.

The prince isn’t a fool who forgot her face. He didn’t even get to be the one to look for her.

[tricktster]

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

[unnameablethings]

op u live up to ur username