aggressive bean

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[arrimorr]

If you couldn't tell this part of their first meeting dialogue haunts me. The foreshadowing.....

[gray-dubs]

The Deal

Credit to @clacy2812 as the artist! :3

Bill and Ford voiced by me

[clacy2812]

AWWWW, you make Bill sound so whimsy

[kipkiphoorayy]

alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy

[skyberia]

on the agency of puppets

[specterthief]

"Thinking about Akechi's wish being playing chess with the protagonist after school, it makes me want to grill him like, 'You like the protagonist after all!'"

this artbook is going to drive me insane

[beyondplusultra]

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO HAVE EACH OTHER'S PRESENCE AS OUR DEEPEST WISH

[meruz]

if i could take joker out i’d have a party of just them

[saewokhrisz]

you could think better with a hole in your head

[rocktheholygrail]

Princess Mononoke (1997) Hannibal (2013-2015)

[dezmondmyles]

being in a fandom long term: urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we’ve covered this

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[quickweaves]

and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free

[mctreeleth]

Grant O'Brien could do it in 3 weeks, and have a day off in the middle.

[sandersstudies]

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

[sandersstudies]

They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

[sandersstudies]

This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

[sandersstudies]

Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

[digidiskette]

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a bong on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

[enbydust]

So y’all don’t have to keep making new ones

[wonderlandinmymind]

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

i’m like if a guy was whelmed, overly so

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

case in point

this is a Hell of a downgrade 

[garbage-empress]

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

[theaologies]

So great news actually the horny oil painter style is starting to make a comeback with millennials who’re into adult romance novels, but not in the way you expect!

Anna Moshak is the artist!

[little-bullheaded-shit]

Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity

[naniiebimworks]

Is this the GO jumping point for me during this very bad drawing inspo dry spell.

[nickeldoodler]

This Barbie is an ancient Slavic witch

[emailmore]

‪im not like a superhero comic fan or anything but seeing that batman is involved in like regular high stakes superhero shit is sooooo funny. like dude why do you care that green lanterns dad is gonna crash the moon into earth what are you gonna do about that. its handled. but the riddlers gonna blow up the pier if you dont solve his boat riddle dude you gotta stop him. the penguin is robbing the ice factory at midnight‬ he cant get away with this

[emailmore]

you dont have time to stop an apocalypse laser in the desert or whatever man Mr freeze and his henchmen have taken over the TV station. let superman take care of the laser. scarecrow is scaring everybody at the zoo you have to do something about it