Manic pixie dream girl of your nightmares

L-L-Litchi! She/her, 27, English/Slovak 80% ancient greece ramblings 100% sleep deprivation-driven insanity

[ihavedonenothingright]

Alexander the Great has been dead for 2,349 slutty, slutty years.

[arkimessa]

✨My version of the “Abduction of Helen”, which is my contribution to @singomusezine, last volume coming out in July, as you know, full of great fellow artists drawing Greek Mythology awesomeness.

I chose this episode from The Iliad, Book III as the theme of the zine this year is about The Trojan War and all related.

🍏🦢 Paris and Helen of Sparta/Troy.

I was going to write about the meaning of the illustration and what I’ve expressed here, based on that episode, but I prefer to leave it to your understanding and imagination. And I’m sure you can also spot the little symbols I’ve included. I hope you like it ❤️

[llitchilitchi]

the first thing I do after getting my master's is research the history of mangos, how's everyone's Thursday

[moldavite]

tortured. sickly. bisexual.

[gardenstatetait]

Making bookmarks for perverts 🩷🩵🩷🩵

[orcboxer]

and the post begins

because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me

GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)

but still, it's just about being polite

so now you know

[pixiemage]

Hey there! Just a friendly reminder/PSA from your friendly neighborhood Pixiemage!

“Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” is too often (incorrectly) used as a cover-all tag, on fics ranging from Vaguely Uncomfortable to Serious Shit, as a replacement for any intense tags relating to the story. People will use it to say “Holy shit guys some INTENSE SHIT happens in this story” without actually saying what that Intense Shit™ is.

In actuality, the “Dead Dove” tag is meant to be used in addition to other warning tags. Pulled from a scene from the show Arrested Development (look it up on YouTube!), it means “Hi! Hey! I labeled this fic to warn you of what’s in it, so you might REALLY want to read those labels! This fic is exactly what it says on the tin! The tags are accurate! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because this is me warning you! Read the tags!”

So before you accidentally use the “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag without context, here’s your preemptive lesson for next time. Please tag your fics accordingly! Ta!

~ Pixie

[wolfeyedwitch]

THANK YOU! Yes! DD:DNE is an intensity modifier, not a general "beware of dark things ahead" warning!

[cdreams-coloring-book-zine]

The c!Dream Coloring Book Zine is Finally Here!

Thank you so much for your patience, and I hope you enjoy the amazing work from all these wonderful artists<3 I had such a great time, and I hope you will too :oD

Here's the link to the PDF, and if you don't have colors at home and prefer some digital, we've got a small collection of the art made transparent as well!

As you color on the pages and have a good time, we'd love for you to show us your work. Just post a picture and tag the blog and we'll reblog it so the artists can see what you've done. Its the best show of love and support you can bring, letting someone know you loved their art enough to color it<3

Happy Coloring !

[llitchilitchi]

as a graduation gift I accidentally let my classmates see the porn I draw

[perplexingly]

The narrative structure of Narcissus and Goldmund from Narziss's point of view is kinda funny; a cute boy said "I love you" to him and he spends the next 10+ years learning to say it back

[vexheart]

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

[captainjonnitkessler]

So many political posts I hate boil down to "I don't want to organize and work with people I hate and fight for small, incremental victories, I just want to start a revolution where everyone magically becomes an automaton who acts exactly the way I think they should act"

Like damn man, I want that too. Unfortunately I live in reality though so we're stuck with the first thing.

[captainjonnitkessler]

"Modern movements are too fractured, too aimless, with too much infighting and corruption among the leadership. What we need is a revolution, which famously never have any issues with those things" okay then. Good luck I guess

This whole line of thinking comes down to "the current systems and leadership are bad. What we need is a fresh start with only people who are good, and then all the systems will be good". Which is simply not how anything has ever worked!

[traycakes]

"We don't have enough people, funding, and power to bring about changes through elections! We have to do an armed revolution instead which thankfully doesn't require people, funding, or power to pull off."

[bayouette]

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

[applejee]

100% my favourite part of the d&d movie was that holga had pit hair. i zoomed the fuck in on that. YES your female barbarian has armpit hair YES she does YES you fucking get it, yes this makes her a million times hotter. good fucking lord

[applejee]

visual for those who missed it or need something to inspire them to watch this movie

[mikkeneko]

i saw this movie and never noticed but GOOD FOR HER   GOOD FOR HER   fuck the stigma that women HAVE to have shaved armpits ffs   she was a badass bitch   it was really refreshing to have a platonic m/f pair   where the woman was the muscle and the man either had to be saved by her or watch her do the fighting   maybe take down one guy while she took down 20   and she didn't feel like 'ooooh girlboss female empowerment for the win'   her strength felt natural it was nice   fucking loved her dynamic with chris pine's character  - by @scarletbirbs

[changelingfangs]

Also, please check out her tattoos! They're clearly based on that one Scythian mummy we found!!!

(I spent the whole movie ogling them because !!!!! HISTORICALLY BASED TATTOOS!!!)

[ruffboi-mags]

(we've found multiple scythian mummies with tattoos in that style actually! I can think of four, including the one you're likely thinking of. :D)

[stemgirlchic]

agnostic but in a jewish way. bordering on atheist but in a jewish way. do you get the concept? i love God but also He doesn't exist. do you get the concept?

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

As I like to say: "I believe in G-d, but I think I'm wrong."

[biglawbear]

"Is G-d real?" and "Does G-d exist?" are two separate questions.

G-d is real. We have prayed to Hashem for thousands of years, studied Torah, organized our lives around His teachings. Hashem has a real and tangible impact on our lives.

Does G-d exist as a separate entity out there or here or somewhere? Well I dunno. and I'm not even sure it's my business

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[angel-in-your-basement]

Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”

[angel-in-your-basement]

Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts

[angel-in-your-basement]

You folks get me