This joke’s already been done earlier this week, but I still wanted to post my take on it anyway.
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This joke’s already been done earlier this week, but I still wanted to post my take on it anyway.
@pencil-peach
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
is this just part of growing up
does every young adult ritually get their soul crushed by the state of the world
Yes, but it does get better
As time goes on, you’ll more than likely find yourself in some form of stability and you’ll realize most sources of stress don’t matter as much as you might think. Not that there aren’t genuine crises that no one can ever adequately prepare for, but as human beings, we should still try our best. It’s true that some things just take time. Don’t feel bad about giving yourself some.
JESSE: EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THERE IS THEREFORE NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL UNIVERSE.
JAMES: HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, FOR YOU TRUST THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR BRAIN TO TELL YOU THEY ARE CHEMICALS. ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ULTIMATELY BASED ON THAT WHICH WE CANNOT PROVE. WILL YOU FIGHT? OR WILL YOU PERISH LIKE A HERDIER?
MEOWTH: I LIKED THE OLD OATH BETTER…
holy shit
this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds
A computer smart enough to pass the Turing test would also be smart enough to know to fail it.
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
ROGER PLEASE
This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.
That Guy Was Too Creepy & I Can’t Risk It
me:
me on december 1st:
me next october:
me hanging out with my friends:
me when I get angry about something that happened a long time ago:
The Origin of Super Smash Bros.
A moment’s silence for all the friendships - and palms - destroyed by this game. It came out only a short while before Smash 64, after all… that’s just too much of a coincidence! ;)
Full image version
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
yay its back.
so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something
Redditors design worst volume sliders possible
Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )
Well, this post went a bit nuts.
That last one honestly belongs in hell
….why does anime McDonald’s look better than real life McDonald’s
the ultimate piplup
reblog and the ultimate piplup will bring you outstanding luck
I’ll take the risk, I’m supposed to hear from a potential employer
[whispers] sinnohconfirmedsinnohconfirmedsinnohconfirmed
This piplup gave me a job. Bless you, piplup.
it’s that time of year again