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and i like it that way

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[federal-reserve-bonds-dog]

every

100 years

the ancient

hatred

changes into

fresh

clothes

thinking

we won’t

recognize

its scent

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[yossyislandd]

when the characters you like get beat the fuck up

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What is Tumblr?

Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.

[yellow-cat]

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[dr-gaytorius]

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

[oneheadtoanother]

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[captain-price-returns]

they had 19 year old /pol/ users going through all federal spending and deleting anything where the words were too big to understand

[learntmyspots]

Cooking your produce is a way to protect yourself from cyclospora fyi

[agirlwithachakram]

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic