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Gone, but never forgotten.

"Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet prince, / And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest." Hamlet, Act 5, Scene 2, lines 397-398.

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Section A:

Do-Over

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where the fuck am I

Past.

Why?

Split the timeline.

Why???

Sake of it.

...fair enough.

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...there is a man in front of me. Also, why do I have a gun?

It's the guy who started this whole thing. Kill him.

...I don't think that's moral-

Quetz shoots the man dead.

...ah.

Well. No use in crying over spilt milk.

Or.

Blood.

Okay, maybe a little use in crying over that.

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Now wha-

Oh, right. You can't. Exist here. Anymore.

Shit.

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Section A:

Do-Over

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where the fuck am I

Past.

Why?

Split the timeline.

Why???

Sake of it.

...fair enough.

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...there is a man in front of me. Also, why do I have a gun?

It's the guy who started this whole thing. Kill him.

...I don't think that's moral-

Quetz shoots the man dead.

...ah.

Well. No use in crying over spilt milk.

Or.

Blood.

Okay, maybe a little use in crying over that.

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Section A:

Do-Over

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where the fuck am I

Past.

Why?

Split the timeline.

Why???

Sake of it.

...fair enough.

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don't. you're too late

im planning on having him do a quick thing and then go to somewhere other than exclamania

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Section A:

Do-Over

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so is quetz back from the dead just for a silly joke or is it noncanon

its noncanon

[status-updates]

(!) Notice: The Status is dead!

.

[th3-oracl3]

WHAT!? WHY IS TH3 STATUS D3AD!?

[status-updates]

I think it was-

[th3-oracl3]

SHUT UP. YOU AR3 D3AD.

[status-updates]

Okay. *violently clips through terrain*

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What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

[th3-oracl3]

“The Status is Dead!”

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The Status is dead!

[th3-oracl3]

CORR3CT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Celebration music plays, and option C lights up.

[th3-oracl3]

SO, DID ANY OF YOU S33 TH3 MURD3R3R?

[battle-pass-guy]

"Nope. Sorry, mate."

[th3-oracl3]

W3LL, I'LL FIND HIM.

I'LL CAPTUR3 HIM,

AND TH3N NO ON3 WILL 3V3R DI3 AGAIN!!

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Ah, well that's nice.

[battle-pass-guy]

“Damn proud right now.”

*clapping intensifies*

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ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!

THAT STATUS IS DEAD!

[th3-oracl3]

W3 KNOW!

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WHO KILLED THEM?

[th3-oracl3]

W3 DON’T KNOW.

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I WILL FIND CLUES!

{Sheriff throws themselves at the ground and begins searching, accidentally misplacimg their revolver until they find it a few seconds later}

What's that? A weapon?

{Sheriff points their revolver at Oracl3, BPG, and Loading}

THAT thing is why THE STATUS IS DEAD!

[battle-pass-guy]

[In sync with the others just pretend they’re also talking] “The Status is DEAD!?”

[post-shooter]

YES,

THEY DIED!

[th3-oracl3]

[He falls to the ground in shock.]

[mini-games]

INCOMING!

[Mini comes drifting into the scene with a totally-not-stolen ambulance, and hits Sheriff so hard he goes flying and dies instantly. She then exits the ambulance in a hurry.]

OUT! OUT! MOVE NOW!

[Mini takes a band-aid out of her pocket and sticks it over Status's shot wound.]

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[Status is slowly regaining health.]

Ahaha, oh YEAH, that hits the-

[Status explodes. Health is negative infinity.]

[mini-games]

[Mini inhales.]

In my medical opinion,

THE STATUS IS DEAD!

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Doc, what happened?

[mini-games]

In my professional opinion?

[Mini slams a hand onto a table that appeared out of nowhere.]

THE STATUS WAS KILLED!

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Quetz, Oracle, and Battle Pass Guy begin panicking.

[mini-games]

I, uh, don't think it's anything to worry about!

[th3-oracl3]

W3LL, NOW WHAT!?

[war-causing-interrobang]

CLIPPITY CLOP MOTHERFUCKERSSSS! BOOM!

Lookit this! The freaking Status is dead!

…

Uh-

[th3-oracl3]

Y3AH Y3AH H3Y.

G3T OUT.

[war-causing-interrobang]

[The moth remembered his war plans and has to leave anyways]

PFFF FREAKIN UNBELIEVABLE. Seriously, y’all suck!

[Terro trips on a rock and hits his head. Falling unconscious.]

[th3-oracl3]

L3T’S G3T BACK TO TH3 POINT.

[status-updates]

[Status Two pokes Status One’s dead body with a stick.]

I thtingktirnhkmt ttehethete stattuaatdus isisisiiis dedaddedfe

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The Status is dead‽

Everyone says this except Status 2 and dead people and unconscious people.

[mini-games]

TERRO I'LL HELP YOU-

[The rock Terro tripped over explodes.]

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[A second Status One appears and barks at the group.]

SERIOUSLY, WHO KILLED STATUS!?

[unskilletexclimation]

*gulp gulp gulp*

it waz meh

[th3-oracl3]

*general shock from all involved*

[unskilletexclimation]

yes

*eats entire bottle of alcohol with a gulp*

i dihd it leik this

*POW*

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Quetz screams in pain and fucking dies.

[status-updates]

(!) Notice: The Status is dead!

.

[th3-oracl3]

WHAT!? WHY IS TH3 STATUS D3AD!?

[status-updates]

I think it was-

[th3-oracl3]

SHUT UP. YOU AR3 D3AD.

[status-updates]

Okay. *violently clips through terrain*

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What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

[th3-oracl3]

“The Status is Dead!”

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The Status is dead!

[th3-oracl3]

CORR3CT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Celebration music plays, and option C lights up.

[th3-oracl3]

SO, DID ANY OF YOU S33 TH3 MURD3R3R?

[battle-pass-guy]

"Nope. Sorry, mate."

[th3-oracl3]

W3LL, I'LL FIND HIM.

I'LL CAPTUR3 HIM,

AND TH3N NO ON3 WILL 3V3R DI3 AGAIN!!

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Ah, well that's nice.

[battle-pass-guy]

“Damn proud right now.”

*clapping intensifies*

[post-shooter]

ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!

THAT STATUS IS DEAD!

[th3-oracl3]

W3 KNOW!

[post-shooter]

WHO KILLED THEM?

[th3-oracl3]

W3 DON’T KNOW.

[post-shooter]

I WILL FIND CLUES!

{Sheriff throws themselves at the ground and begins searching, accidentally misplacimg their revolver until they find it a few seconds later}

What's that? A weapon?

{Sheriff points their revolver at Oracl3, BPG, and Loading}

THAT thing is why THE STATUS IS DEAD!

[battle-pass-guy]

[In sync with the others just pretend they’re also talking] “The Status is DEAD!?”

[post-shooter]

YES,

THEY DIED!

[th3-oracl3]

[He falls to the ground in shock.]

[mini-games]

INCOMING!

[Mini comes drifting into the scene with a totally-not-stolen ambulance, and hits Sheriff so hard he goes flying and dies instantly. She then exits the ambulance in a hurry.]

OUT! OUT! MOVE NOW!

[Mini takes a band-aid out of her pocket and sticks it over Status's shot wound.]

[status-updates]

[Status is slowly regaining health.]

Ahaha, oh YEAH, that hits the-

[Status explodes. Health is negative infinity.]

[mini-games]

[Mini inhales.]

In my medical opinion,

THE STATUS IS DEAD!

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Doc, what happened?

[mini-games]

In my professional opinion?

[Mini slams a hand onto a table that appeared out of nowhere.]

THE STATUS WAS KILLED!

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Quetz, Oracle, and Battle Pass Guy begin panicking.

[mini-games]

I, uh, don't think it's anything to worry about!

[th3-oracl3]

W3LL, NOW WHAT!?

[war-causing-interrobang]

CLIPPITY CLOP MOTHERFUCKERSSSS! BOOM!

Lookit this! The freaking Status is dead!

…

Uh-

[th3-oracl3]

Y3AH Y3AH H3Y.

G3T OUT.

[war-causing-interrobang]

[The moth remembered his war plans and has to leave anyways]

PFFF FREAKIN UNBELIEVABLE. Seriously, y’all suck!

[Terro trips on a rock and hits his head. Falling unconscious.]

[th3-oracl3]

L3T’S G3T BACK TO TH3 POINT.

[status-updates]

[Status Two pokes Status One’s dead body with a stick.]

I thtingktirnhkmt ttehethete stattuaatdus isisisiiis dedaddedfe

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The Status is dead‽

Everyone says this except Status 2 and dead people and unconscious people.

[status-updates]

(!) Notice: The Status is dead!

.

[th3-oracl3]

WHAT!? WHY IS TH3 STATUS D3AD!?

[status-updates]

I think it was-

[th3-oracl3]

SHUT UP. YOU AR3 D3AD.

[status-updates]

Okay. *violently clips through terrain*

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What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

[th3-oracl3]

“The Status is Dead!”

[loading-quotes]

The Status is dead!

[th3-oracl3]

CORR3CT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Celebration music plays, and option C lights up.

[th3-oracl3]

SO, DID ANY OF YOU S33 TH3 MURD3R3R?

[battle-pass-guy]

"Nope. Sorry, mate."

[th3-oracl3]

W3LL, I'LL FIND HIM.

I'LL CAPTUR3 HIM,

AND TH3N NO ON3 WILL 3V3R DI3 AGAIN!!

[loading-quotes]

Ah, well that's nice.

[battle-pass-guy]

“Damn proud right now.”

*clapping intensifies*

[post-shooter]

ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!

THAT STATUS IS DEAD!

[th3-oracl3]

W3 KNOW!

[post-shooter]

WHO KILLED THEM?

[th3-oracl3]

W3 DON’T KNOW.

[post-shooter]

I WILL FIND CLUES!

{Sheriff throws themselves at the ground and begins searching, accidentally misplacimg their revolver until they find it a few seconds later}

What's that? A weapon?

{Sheriff points their revolver at Oracl3, BPG, and Loading}

THAT thing is why THE STATUS IS DEAD!

[battle-pass-guy]

[In sync with the others just pretend they’re also talking] “The Status is DEAD!?”

[post-shooter]

YES,

THEY DIED!

[th3-oracl3]

[He falls to the ground in shock.]

[mini-games]

INCOMING!

[Mini comes drifting into the scene with a totally-not-stolen ambulance, and hits Sheriff so hard he goes flying and dies instantly. She then exits the ambulance in a hurry.]

OUT! OUT! MOVE NOW!

[Mini takes a band-aid out of her pocket and sticks it over Status's shot wound.]

[status-updates]

[Status is slowly regaining health.]

Ahaha, oh YEAH, that hits the-

[Status explodes. Health is negative infinity.]

[mini-games]

[Mini inhales.]

In my medical opinion,

THE STATUS IS DEAD!

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Doc, what happened?

[mini-games]

In my professional opinion?

[Mini slams a hand onto a table that appeared out of nowhere.]

THE STATUS WAS KILLED!

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Quetz, Oracle, and Battle Pass Guy begin panicking.

[status-updates]

(!) Notice: The Status is dead!

.

[th3-oracl3]

WHAT!? WHY IS TH3 STATUS D3AD!?

[status-updates]

I think it was-

[th3-oracl3]

SHUT UP. YOU AR3 D3AD.

[status-updates]

Okay. *violently clips through terrain*

[loading-quotes]

What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

[th3-oracl3]

“The Status is Dead!”

[loading-quotes]

The Status is dead!

[th3-oracl3]

CORR3CT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Celebration music plays, and option C lights up.

[th3-oracl3]

SO, DID ANY OF YOU S33 TH3 MURD3R3R?

[battle-pass-guy]

"Nope. Sorry, mate."

[th3-oracl3]

W3LL, I'LL FIND HIM.

I'LL CAPTUR3 HIM,

AND TH3N NO ON3 WILL 3V3R DI3 AGAIN!!

[loading-quotes]

Ah, well that's nice.

[battle-pass-guy]

“Damn proud right now.”

*clapping intensifies*

[post-shooter]

ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!

THAT STATUS IS DEAD!

[th3-oracl3]

W3 KNOW!

[post-shooter]

WHO KILLED THEM?

[th3-oracl3]

W3 DON’T KNOW.

[post-shooter]

I WILL FIND CLUES!

{Sheriff throws themselves at the ground and begins searching, accidentally misplacimg their revolver until they find it a few seconds later}

What's that? A weapon?

{Sheriff points their revolver at Oracl3, BPG, and Loading}

THAT thing is why THE STATUS IS DEAD!

[battle-pass-guy]

[In sync with the others just pretend they’re also talking] “The Status is DEAD!?”

[post-shooter]

YES,

THEY DIED!

[th3-oracl3]

[He falls to the ground in shock.]

[mini-games]

INCOMING!

[Mini comes drifting into the scene with a totally-not-stolen ambulance, and hits Sheriff so hard he goes flying and dies instantly. She then exits the ambulance in a hurry.]

OUT! OUT! MOVE NOW!

[Mini takes a band-aid out of her pocket and sticks it over Status's shot wound.]

[status-updates]

[Status is slowly regaining health.]

Ahaha, oh YEAH, that hits the-

[Status explodes. Health is negative infinity.]

[mini-games]

[Mini inhales.]

In my medical opinion,

THE STATUS IS DEAD!

[loading-quotes]

Doc, what happened?

[status-updates]

(!) Notice: The Status is dead!

.

[th3-oracl3]

WHAT!? WHY IS TH3 STATUS D3AD!?

[status-updates]

I think it was-

[th3-oracl3]

SHUT UP. YOU AR3 D3AD.

[status-updates]

Okay. *violently clips through terrain*

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What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

[th3-oracl3]

“The Status is Dead!”

[loading-quotes]

The Status is dead!

[th3-oracl3]

CORR3CT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loading-quotes]

Celebration music plays, and option C lights up.

[th3-oracl3]

SO, DID ANY OF YOU S33 TH3 MURD3R3R?

[battle-pass-guy]

"Nope. Sorry, mate."

[th3-oracl3]

W3LL, I'LL FIND HIM.

I'LL CAPTUR3 HIM,

AND TH3N NO ON3 WILL 3V3R DI3 AGAIN!!

[loading-quotes]

Ah, well that's nice.

[status-updates]

(!) Notice: The Status is dead!

.

[th3-oracl3]

WHAT!? WHY IS TH3 STATUS D3AD!?

[status-updates]

I think it was-

[th3-oracl3]

SHUT UP. YOU AR3 D3AD.

[status-updates]

Okay. *violently clips through terrain*

[loading-quotes]

What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

[th3-oracl3]

“The Status is Dead!”

[loading-quotes]

The Status is dead!

[th3-oracl3]

CORR3CT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loading-quotes]

Celebration music plays, and option C lights up.

[status-updates]

(!) Notice: The Status is dead!

.

[th3-oracl3]

WHAT!? WHY IS TH3 STATUS D3AD!?

[status-updates]

I think it was-

[th3-oracl3]

SHUT UP. YOU AR3 D3AD.

[status-updates]

Okay. *violently clips through terrain*

[loading-quotes]

What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

[th3-oracl3]

“The Status is Dead!”

[loading-quotes]

The Status is dead!

[status-updates]

(!) Notice: The Status is dead!

.

[th3-oracl3]

WHAT!? WHY IS TH3 STATUS D3AD!?

[status-updates]

I think it was-

[th3-oracl3]

SHUT UP. YOU AR3 D3AD.

[status-updates]

Okay. *violently clips through terrain*

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What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

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Something is off.

[dr-will-wood-confessions-is-dead]

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

Me

[backup-ominous-threats]

:( *backs away*