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A deconstructed realist ranting about life.

[93-7]

[savagebeastrecords]

Son… THIS is what I’M here for. The slow motion at the end? PRICELESS!!!

[sexb0b-omb-deactivated20210420]

They wanna kill our magic cause they don’t have it.

[sayq-deactivated20180711]

I can’t just sit here and NOT reblog this.. I just can’t.

[jayyebacon-deactivated20181222]

It’s like watching the end of stomp the yard all over

[olaznog87]

Oh shut ha ja

[gahhhdamn]

I love showtime nigggas

[goldnpoc]

Yaaaas

[loadingxinfinity]

The end was dope 👌🏽

[catsprobably]

LADIES AND GENTS AND PALS AND ALL THE REST I PRESENT TO YOU: MARK HAMILL, THE LEGEND

[roasy-deactivated20181221]

This is embarrassing.

[acceber74]

When will these folks leave Mark Hamill alone? He is NOT the one. 

[loadingxinfinity]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[shencomix]

[loadingxinfinity]

I WISH 😂

[tastefullyoffensive]

To battle! (via Emma_The_Ward)

[weloveshortvideos]

When you realize your friend is a geek

[shinjukugewalt]

where’s his fuckin oscar i swear to god

[loadingxinfinity]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[reddiemercury]

[glitchygalaxy]

“let me hide the body”

[kleinoede]

If that isn’t motherly love what is

[heppyfunny4]

[heppyfunny4]

Rosehip oil           Lavender oil

Coconut scrub      Pink salt scrub

Facial Cleaning Sponge  :  White    ///    Gray

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[shencomix]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Owlturd

[cainternn]

language! (x)

[papi-chulo-bucky]

I love how he picks Peter up by his head! 😭♥️

[loadingxinfinity]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

[brittany-murphy]

[chippyyyz]

close the meme. we have a winner.

[loadingxinfinity]

#saytheirnames #ALLofthem #altonsterling

[sarahseeandersen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Sarah Andersen

[loadingxinfinity]

THIS

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

[failisuck-deactivated20151124]

[profeminist]

Tampons are a “luxury item”

[gehayi]

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.

I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.

He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.

“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”

His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”

I thought,  You have got to be kidding.

Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.

And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

[mousathe14]

That’s.., that’s insane.

[lezzbro]

what the fuck did i just read

[loadingxinfinity]

It's amazing how hard you can workout with pre-workout, a slightly annoyed uterus and stupid Facebook posts. And that's just the bike lol