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Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Aroace, Muslim, 🇵🇰 , Goated

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short poem about being aroace and loving your friends like so so much

the english language is staunch with its limitations on love

i will always say I love you. with the rough lines and bumps of the words i use

the rigid meaning in what i choose

but,

i cherish you in the way the sun knows the moons needs it to shine

I love you in the way that i need you in my life before i find peace when i die

i look at you in the way the ocean sees the sand

knowing you know me enough to obey to my light swaying command 

i will never love you in a way that makes sparks fly

that makes those butterflies float into your stomach from the sky

i will never realize what it means to love you for the shape of your hands

but I will always know you love me

enough to understand 

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hi psych-os!! back with another round of shenanigans from this worlds slayful versions of Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster! (Psych 4 when??) enjoy!

(I’ve been showing them your guys’ comments, and they’ve been loving them lmaoo. If you wanna pass something on, let me know.)

-“Shawn” has access to the school’s fire alarm and security systems. When asked how she did this she said, “gaslight gatekeep girlboss.”

-“Shawn” is an absolute QUEEN at her high school radio station. She’s running to be chief of staff next year, and is 100% going to win. “Gus” threatened to kill “Shawn’s” on-air partner if they screwed it up for her. “Shawn” is not aware of this.

-“Shawn” made a rubber duck launcher in robotics, and keeps using it against “Gus.” In retaliation, “Gus” has been building another rubber duck launcher. The club is bracing for war.

-“Shawn” did “Gus’s” AP statistics quiz for her on Canvas because she was sick, and got full points. “Shawn” is not in AP Statistics. “Gus” had no idea she even had a quiz until she got the grade back.

-“Shawn” played trumpet outside on her porch as loud as she could when everyone thought the rapture was coming. Her neighbors are scarred. “Gus” is embarrassed to come over. 

That’s it for now! Let me know if you guys want more 😋 toodless 

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another post about the chronicles about me meeting the real life, and slayful versions of Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster! enjoy :)

By the way, I’ve been showing them your comments and reblogs and they LOVE reading them!! if you have anything to pass on to them, just comment it! :)

-“Shawn” uses a clipboard full of stickers and glitter and writes with one of those pens with huge pom poms and a unicorn head to run her club meetings. She says it’s to “make sure we attract the right crowd.” The cringe men always underestimate her when she rolls up with it, try to disrespect her, and get totally decimated. Anytime someone makes a weird comment about her, “Gus” gives them a death glare strong enough to curse generations.

-Someone broke our Limelight camera in robotics, and “Shawn” was able to deduce who it was in like a minute. The kid confessed immediately, and when they asked how she knew, she said she “was psychic.” (Later, I heard her talking with “Gus” about how the way a kid walked made it super easy to knock the camera off the table, making them the best guess. She knew this kid for two hours.)

-The robotics team made a 9” hole in the wall after riding something called “The Safety Bus” in the hall. (Don’t ask.) “Gus” and “Shawn” were able to charm the principal out of the $1000 repair fee.

-“Shawn” is president of the Asian club, and keeps making her fiends “honorary Asians” to convince them to join. She tried this on “Gus.” It did not work.

“Shawn:” My hands are bisexual

“Gus:”…she means ambidextrous

“Shawn:” I’ve heard it both ways 

-“Gus” was absent for one day and “Shawn” almost burnt down the biology classroom. “Shawn” was absent for a day and “Gus” threatened to kill the APUSH teacher… in front of the APUSH teacher.

anyway, I love these two :>.

if you guys wants more, let me know! :) see you next time!

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another post about the chronicles about me meeting the real life, and slayful versions of Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster! enjoy :)

By the way, I’ve been showing them your comments and reblogs and they LOVE reading them!! if you have anything to pass on to them, just comment it! :)

-“Shawn” uses a clipboard full of stickers and glitter and writes with one of those pens with huge pom poms and a unicorn head to run her club meetings. She says it’s to “make sure we attract the right crowd.” The cringe men always underestimate her when she rolls up with it, try to disrespect her, and get totally decimated. Anytime someone makes a weird comment about her, “Gus” gives them a death glare strong enough to curse generations.

-Someone broke our Limelight camera in robotics, and “Shawn” was able to deduce who it was in like a minute. The kid confessed immediately, and when they asked how she knew, she said she “was psychic.” (Later, I heard her talking with “Gus” about how the way a kid walked made it super easy to knock the camera off the table, making them the best guess. She knew this kid for two hours.)

-The robotics team made a 9” hole in the wall after riding something called “The Safety Bus” in the hall. (Don’t ask.) “Gus” and “Shawn” were able to charm the principal out of the $1000 repair fee.

-“Shawn” is president of the Asian club, and keeps making her fiends “honorary Asians” to convince them to join. She tried this on “Gus.” It did not work.

“Shawn:” My hands are bisexual

“Gus:”…she means ambidextrous

“Shawn:” I’ve heard it both ways 

-“Gus” was absent for one day and “Shawn” almost burnt down the biology classroom. “Shawn” was absent for a day and “Gus” threatened to kill the APUSH teacher… in front of the APUSH teacher.

anyway, I love these two :>.

if you guys wants more, let me know! :) see you next time!

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I haven’t made one of these in a while, but this is part five of shenanigans I’ve heard from this universes slayful versions of Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster.

“Shawn” has hidden an array of mini plastic ducks around the robotics room. people keep finding them in saws. They can’t do anything, she’s captain. It’s beautiful. “Gus” has tried to get her to stop. She has been unsuccessful, and has now begun to match her ducky freak.

“Shawn” had four cups of coffee and memorized the entire first chapter of our AP US History book in five minutes. She recited it back to “Gus” to the tune of Baby Shark and Toxic by Britney Spears until she went insane.

“Shawn” has a bright multi colored clipboard covered with stickers and a charm that says “Ruler of Everything” in bright pink that she uses at every club meeting. “Gus” once used this board to hit a member who was being racist towards “Shawn” in the head. Clipboard was fine. Kid was far from it.

“Gus” is always covered in bright pink drawings of smiley faces and stars because “Shawn” always finishes her work early, gets bored, and doodles all over her. 

“Shawn” MC’d for the school’s talent show, and was absolutely hilarious. She referred to herself as “Ryan Seacrest, but hotter, and with more sequins,” and told the judges (who were three teachers) to shut up, and that nothing they had to say was meaningful because the show was about to start. “Gus” had all three of these teachers. They all know her who best friend is.

Took selfies in the abandoned tunnels under our school after “Shawn” somehow obtained a master key. 

[ahmadwaleed55]

🌍 Gaza is starving to death — and the world must not stay silent.

❗This is not just a headline. It’s our reality.

No food. No medicine. No safe place left.

We cry out in every language, hoping someone hears us:

غزة تموت جوعاً

Gaza is starving to death

Gaza meurt de faim

Gaza se muere de hambre

Gaza verhungert

Gaza sta morendo di fame

Газа умирает от голода

加沙正在饿死

ガザは飢えで死にかけている

가자는 굶어 죽어가고 있다

Gazze açlıktan ölüyor

गाज़ा भूख से मर रहा है

Gaza está morrendo de fome

Gaza sekarat karena kelaparan

غزہ بھوک سے مر رہا ہے

غزه از گرسنگی در حال مرگ است

Η Γάζα πεθαίνει από την πείνα

Gaza svälter ihjäl

🆘 Please don’t scroll past this.

Every share, every donation, every voice counts.

Donate to Help Gaza Families Secure Essential Needs, organized by Ahmad W

Dear Esteemed Donors, My name is Ahmad , and I am a 14-year-old resident of Khan Yo… Ahmad W needs your support for Help Gaza Families Secu

Vetted!!!

(#167 on the verified fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi) (but we had to make a new gfm campaign cuz our old organizer stopped contacting us).

# dlxxv-vetted-donations

[nasratya]

From Under the Rubble... I Write My Story 🌿

I never thought I would write these words… 😔

I never imagined waking up to endless screams,

Running barefoot through smoke and fire,

Searching for my mother among the rubble,

Only to find nothing but silence… a heavy silence telling me that no one will answer me anymore. 💔

In one moment, everything changed.

Our home became a memory, my mother’s embrace became the past,

And my father's face, now absent, is the last thing I hold in my memory.

They’re gone… and left my heart burdened with unspoken grief. 😢

But despite everything, we are still here… trying.

I survived with my younger siblings.

Yes, we survived… but who are we after survival?

Children without warmth, without a roof, with no place to return to.

We were displaced to an unknown place, carrying a bag empty of everything… except pain. 🥀

We slept in the open, waking every morning to a life that holds nothing for us,

But despite everything… we keep trying. 💪

I write to you today not to cry, but to ask for hope. 🌱

I ask you to be a small light in this vast darkness,

To extend a hand that can mend what the war has broken in us.

Your donation will give my siblings a chance to sleep safely,

It will provide us with food, shelter, and maybe even a new beginning. 💖

Naser’s Hope: A Teen Survivor Trying to Begin Again

My name is Naser AbuThaher. I’m 18 years old, and I live in Gaza.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #586 )✅️

Any amount, no matter how small, is big for us

It’s a prayer, it’s love, it’s life. 🌟

In conclusion...

From my heart, and from the hearts of my little siblings,

Thank you to everyone who has donated,

Thank you to everyone who has read,

Thank you to everyone who has shared.

You are the proof that goodness does not die, and that humanity has no boundaries. 💚

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part four of shenanigans from this universe’s slayful Shawn Spencer and Gus! I have the other parts linked at the bottom of this post if you’re interested in checking them out! (they’re super silly you should :3)

enjoy!

—“Shawn” forced sexist robotics members to write several page long apology letters after making cringe comments. She then forced them to read them to the entire club until they sounded good. They had to rewrite them four times. “Gus” recorded the whole thing. It’s hilarious. 

—“Shawn” should have gone to one of those TAG schools in elementary, but hid the letters, and borrowed her friend’s label maker to make it look like the recommendation ones were for her brother because she didn’t want to go to a “smelly snooty white people hellhole.” which is apparently a direct quote from her second grade self. she then started purposefully doing just bad enough to not qualify for those schools on state testing because, “if people knew how smart I really was, it’d be harder to control them.”

—“Gus” and “Shawn” accidentally lit a large saw in the robotics room on fire, and had to disable the fire alarm with a ruler before they burnt the school down.  

— they both took a “what Psych character are you test.” guess who they got.

— “Shawn” wants to be a lawyer when she grows up. She originally wanted to be a detective, but realized that would involve having to be a cop, and quickly changed her mind. because she, “couldn’t spend that much time around pigs. pork isn’t halal.”

that’s all their silliness for today! here are the other parts :3 you should check them out :p

Part one: https://www.tumblr.com/lobotomizedbutfree/793274522955579392/i-think-i-just-met-the-slay-versions-of-shawn?source=share

Part two: https://www.tumblr.com/lobotomizedbutfree/793417474083323904/httpswwwtumblrcomlobotomizedbutfree793274522?source=share

Part three : https://www.tumblr.com/lobotomizedbutfree/793506393733971968/this-is-part-3-of-a-post-where-im-pretty-sure-i?source=share

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[ahopefulbromantic]

ahopelessromantic

(that was actually the idea behind it)

[angeltreasure-deactivated202505]

Deviltrash

[cheerfullycatholic]

Sorrowfullyatheist

[defire]

Dewater

[darkenby]

Lightcisgender

[mikefrankscigarettes-deactivate]

bro uh

jinu-saja-boys ig

[chaotic-alien190]

Orderly human

[nettle95]

Deadplantlife26

[not-ready-for-gaster]

ready for gaster

[blueishspace]

Reddishtime

[inversaldamage]

dullkicks

[exhausted-frozen-water]

energetic-melted-fire

whats the opposite of water. fire feels wrong

[tekeruthewhimsical]

tekerutheorderlywoman?

Idk, just replacing trap with reverse trap does not feel right, but neither does replacing it with woman.

[official-doctor-robotnik]

unofficial mr sonic

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT 🤬🤬🤬

[numberonesalesman1997]

NUMBERTWOSHOWHOST2001.

[[DAMN YOU TENNA]] IT’S BASIC4LLY JUST A [Swap AU]

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

Unoffical Kris Scam Isolation Who is the opposite of Spamton, if not the other puppet?

[askthesecretguysfromdeltarune]

Answer the common gals from undertale

[tegiri-is-my-waifu]

normal-building

[yail8904yas]

Youknow4026

[maxtheweirdo1812]

maxthenormie1812

donthefiredragon19

im giggling

[dragonnon]

Doggoff

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Full brained and caged

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this is part 3 of a post where I’m pretty sure I met the ✨slay versions✨ of Shawn Spencer and Gus. Here’s a list of more things I’ve heard. 

Links to part 1 and part 2 are in the comments.

-“Shawn” is like, super smart. Even though I’ve like, never seen her study. She has straight A’s, is taking the max amount of AP’s possible, is in like, every academic activity and club, and excelling in all of them. She’s on track to becoming valedictorian. “Gus” is also trying to become valedictorian. It’s beautiful to watch.

-“Gus” once hit someone with her cane across the head after someone called “Shawn” a heinous bitch. Then proceeded to say, “Only I’m allowed to call her that.” 

-“Gus”: I think you have ADHD

“Shawn”: A Dazzlingly Huge D-

“Gus”: stop-

“Shawn”: I was gonna say duck.

She then proceeded to pull out a sparkly rubber duck the size of her hand out of her bag, and place it on the table in the middle of AP US history.  I did not think it was possible to have that smug of a face until I saw it on her.

-“Shawn” is the one everyone comes to when they need to find out about someone. She’s amazing at finding people. It’s mildly horrifying. Apparently she once found out about someone’s dad’s affair through Facebook stalking. “Gus” shared that story while absolutely cackling.

-“Gus” is going down a health sciences pathway, and knows a lot about medicines and like, health stuff. “Shawn” always asks her whether eating strange things will kill her. During a robotics meeting, someone bet “Shawn” five dollars to eat an entire chapstick, and she only did so after checking with “Gus.” “Gus” now looks like she’s having war flashbacks every time “Shawn” pulls out chapstick. 

I have class with these two again Tuesday. I’ll report back :3

Part 4!! : https://www.tumblr.com/lobotomizedbutfree/793631563320606720/part-four-of-shenanigans-from-this-universes?source=share

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https://www.tumblr.com/lobotomizedbutfree/793274522955579392?source=share

I made a post about how I met the slay version of Shawn Spencer and Gus. (Original post linked above)

And the more I hear about those two, the more I think I’m watching Psych 4.

so here’s a list of some of the silliest things I’ve heard

-They met in a robotics club, (which, “Shawn” is now the captain of) and became best friends after “Gus” had to memorize a list of medical terms for a class. So, “Shawn” did so in like two minutes and recited them back to her until “Gus” was almost in tears. They’ve been besties ever since

-“Shawn” actually has a ton of friends. She’s president of like every club, and when asked why she would spend her time on that, replied with “Spite, boredom, and it was like, super easy.”

-cryptically whispered “I think I just solved a murder” to “Gus” in the middle of class. “Gus” responded with an eye roll and said, “god not again.”

-“we could be a throuple!” “…she means a group of three.” “I’ve heard it both ways.”

-“Shawn” is aroace, and apparently lead men on in elementary school to get free shopkins. “Gus” shared this story like a tired mother reprimanding a child.

there’s more if you guys are interested, but I’ve rambled long enough for one post lmaoo

edit: here’s part 3! https://www.tumblr.com/lobotomizedbutfree/793506393733971968/this-is-part-3-of-a-post-where-im-pretty-sure-i?source=share

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I think I just met the slay versions of Shawn Spencer and Gus. She had pineapple earrings, a million bracelets, doc martens, a shirt that said, “I would dropkick a child for Boba Tea” and introduced her friend with bright pink hair as Pinkie Pie. She then proceeded to accurately guess what I had for dinner last night with the only explanation being that she was “a psychic.”

I don’t know what alternate universe this is, but I love it.

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…it gets better :3 do y’all wanna hear more?

[abedmajed69]

💔🇵🇸 My Daughter Was Born Under Bombs — I'm Just Trying to Keep Her Alive

My name is Abdulmajid.

I got married one month before the war. Those were beautiful days — full of hope, love, and simple dreams. I dreamed of a small home, a quiet family, and a baby girl I could hold without fear.

But the war came… Suddenly. Brutally.

My mother was killed. My brother was killed. Children in my family were taken by the bombs. My home was destroyed. And my work stopped completely.

Then… in the middle of this nightmare, my baby girl was born. A tiny soul, innocent, unaware of the war. She cries from hunger, from cold, from the sounds of bombs shaking what’s left of our walls.

Today, I’m a father with almost nothing… Fighting every day to find flour, milk, or even a small meal to feed my child.

Prices are sky-high — a single 25kg bag of flour can cost $800. There is no work. No income. No safety. No stability.

I write this from under siege, hoping my heart will reach yours.

Abedmajed’s Hope: Rebuilding Our Family’s Life in Gaza

My name is Abedmajed Elderawi, and I live in Gaza with what remains of my once large and loving family.

Even $1 can make a difference. It can feed a child, buy milk, or bring a moment of peace. Be the heart that reaches Gaza. Be the hand that saves.

📌 Please share this post. Let our voices be heard — not buried under rubble.

Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #537 )✅️

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I think I just met the slay versions of Shawn Spencer and Gus. She had pineapple earrings, a million bracelets, doc martens, a shirt that said, “I would dropkick a child for Boba Tea” and introduced her friend with bright pink hair as Pinkie Pie. She then proceeded to accurately guess what I had for dinner last night with the only explanation being that she was “a psychic.”

I don’t know what alternate universe this is, but I love it.

Edit:

Part two https://www.tumblr.com/lobotomizedbutfree/793417474083323904/httpswwwtumblrcomlobotomizedbutfree793274522?source=share

Part three https://www.tumblr.com/lobotomizedbutfree/793506393733971968/this-is-part-3-of-a-post-where-im-pretty-sure-i?source=share

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favorite TGAA headcanon is that kazuma is only like five feet tall but his big ass boots give him an extra foot. he is a short king. no I don’t have any proof. but he should be shorter than ryunosuke.

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“corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures.”

(they’re the same picture)

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CAPCOM!!! GIVE ME ATHENA CYKES ACE ATTORNEY AND KAZUMA ASOGI INVESTIGATIONS AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSS 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽☺️🎉🎉