*EXPLODES*

Minor ~ she/her ~ queer ~ neordivergent ~ I don't post a lot but I'm here almost constantly

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

[546potspansnroaches]

"what yaoi, question?"

[uniquesmalltreasures]

FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—

[lum1natriiix]

happy iron lung day to all who celebrate

[demonsealtoons]

Need I say more

[shencomix]

[lycanthrology]

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

[arbitraryexistence]

Ever since reading my first time loop-based book as a preteen, I’ve had a Secret Time Loop Code Word. It’s been the same word all these years. I’ve never written it down anywhere or told anyone what it is, just kept it tucked away in my brain. That way, if someone I know ever confided in me that they were stuck in a time loop, I would have a way to confirm it: I would tell them the time loop code word and instruct them to find and talk to me again on the next loop. Of course, if it’s a time loop, I wouldn’t remember telling them the code word. But they’d remember it. So if someone ever came to me and said “I’m stuck in a time loop, and the time loop code word is [X],” and it was indeed the word I’ve secretly held onto for most of my life, I would know that we had had this conversation in a previous loop and that they were telling the truth.

Will this ever be useful? Almost certainly not. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a completely absurd contingency plan. In case of time loops.

[jackhawksmoor]

[raviolireptile]

He’s literally only 70 years old. That’s nothing!

Stills below the cut lol

[djpachipikachu]

rocky being a fucking freak is my favorite headcanon This is who was first contact with aliens. doomed all eridians really

[stupot]

i feel like we're remiss not to tell The Columbo Fan Website (Tumblr) about the episode of Lupin III that features Detective Columbo's cool skateboarding son--that he apparently has--named Boronco

[sarksarkos]

Funny thing, because of how Japanese romanization works, "Boronko" could be translated (or re-translated, if we assume it's a Japanese pronunciation of a western name) in several different ways. Boronco is one, or it could be Bronco, Boronk, Bolonco, or

Blanc

Benoit Blanc is secretly Columbo's Anime Skateboard Son and I have the evidence right here and they're trying to keep me quiet but in this essay I will

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone runs from starfish

[buzz-buzz-bitch-its-bee]

[ham-of-war]

[vfevermillion]

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡

[itscoldinwonderland]

It's a good song

[undiagnosedmetalrusting]

its one line repeated over and over

amazing

[mens-rights-activia]

It’s literally not one line repeated over and over lmao educate yourself

https://youtu.be/93wE-2E0b4Q

[girlbosssuyin]

you know this one: https://youtu.be/YMcGLQ-RZ44

[slutty-psych0]

Nothing but bangers

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

I think I just learned more from one tumblr post than a whole week of school

[goldenbunny30]

I’m taking zoology in school what else do you ppl wanna know

[mori0427]

[roseroyalty-moving]

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

[roseroyalty-moving]

[megabuild]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[seren-dipitous-art]

As if they wouldn’t be codependent after everything they went through. Significant separation anxiety and all that. I cannot imagine they’d ever be comfortable being apart after being cooped up on a spaceship going through ✨trauma✨ for years.

[escuerzoresucitado]