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[sarahreadstoomanycomics]

Nightwing 108 variant cover by Dan Mora

[papayafromtv]

au where Jason’s revival is revealed to the rest of the bats because at some point after Damian moves in to the manor Dick and Tim decide to be nosy brothers and go through all his shit while he’s at school, and hidden within the belongings he brought from the league is an old worn notebook lovingly titled by Damian in handwriting that clearly started when he was much younger, ‘the Jason Todd quote book’.

Tim and Dick have to go through the book and come to terms with the fact that not only is Jason alive again, but according to what Damian’s recorded, he’s still a complete fucking idiot.

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Tim: number 71, ‘if you’re gonna sit there and tell me there’s an actual difference between a cucumber and a courgette then i know you’re lying to my face. look at them. both can be used as a dildo. that’s all i need to know, Talia.’

Dick: …there’s no way this is actually our Jason, right?

Tim: number 72, ‘i used to be normal and homeless, but then Batman tried to domesticate me like a cat and he fucked up the process so bad that now i’m in this fuckass cult and there’s a rock in my shoe and one day i’ll kill him for it.’

Dick:

Dick: holy shit that’s our Jason.

Tim: number 73, ‘Ra’s, get your dick out, i wanna see if the pit also made yours bigger or if that’s just a me thing.’

Dick:

Dick: dude how many quotes are in th-

Tim: 631.

Dick:

[merletka]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BOYYY 🥳🥳🥳

[paleblueirises]

jason todd vs the LuthorCorp Technocars™ he will never give up his noble crusade

(idea from my sister’s beautiful mind)

[peoplepayforhousingquestionmark]

[the-bisexual-scribbler]

[spicy-apple-pie]

I think my favourite part of about Batgirl (2000) so far is when Barbara is judging Batman for “keeping Cass on a short leash” and then Cass immediately does some insane shit and Barbara is like “okay yeah maybe there’s a reason for that”

[3ch0locator]

bruce & tim. oh bruce & tim

robin (1991) #6

[donnakori]

Dick buying slades contracts is like one of the funniest things ever, but i would go further. I would keep him on a keep-the-fuck-off-the-eastern-seaboard retainer. Pay the fucker he’ll take it

[donnakori]

[goodman-grace]

Being a DC fan in actuality is really fucking funny because you’ll mostly stay in your own corner with passing knowledge on other characters and then sometimes discourse you’ve never heard of pops up on your dash about another subset of DC and when you click on it it’s apparently an argument that’s been going on for 20+ years and has divided the entire character tag, had 3 writers fired, forced DC editorial to step in only to get lashed off the internet, led to 7 fist fights and also Batman is There. And then you click out of it and Never Hear Of It Again.

[diseasedbreeze]

These two next to each other in the tags list is sending me

[whale-with-legs]

Its Jason’s birthday 🎉 🎈

[ciricearts]

i also put the bat pants on her^^

[getanshi]

bad damian comic: tt…. father still disapproves of me… i’ll never be as good as the other robins like grayson and todd and drake. it must be because of the evil running through my blood…. perhaps i was never meant to be his heir

good damian comic: (on the other side of the planet from gotham) slade wilson i will direct wire you $1 million dollars right now to go fuck off you limp dicked old bitch

[nightwingthebooty]

It just blows my mind that this scene...

... happens in the exact same issue as this scene

Batman: The Dark Knight [II] #10

So Bruce is good with kids as long as they aren’t his own???

[twinkothydrake]

i’m hOWLING

[bookhugers]

BAD steph comic: ugh im so bad at being a hero. Tim was right i should just give up 😞. Im spoiler, not batgirl, not robin. Batman is my greatest inspiration even after everything thats happened! I dont kill because that so super wrong i would never!!! I LOVE waffles and purple and glitter!!! Whats college?!?!

GOOD steph comic: give me my guns back i will kill my father. Wait put that on pause i have a discussion post due at 11:59 for my Ochem class.

[ashoss]

#okay