Dirty, dirty. Why life so messy, question?
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Dirty, dirty. Why life so messy, question?
I had a bad day, so im gonna hop on trials just to remind the prime assets of their abusive parents
I think it’s safe to say that Night Hunter doesn’t like Pitcher, bc Pitcher is bright asf with his Molotovs and shit. Hurts his eyes.
I can see Pitcher trying to accommodate a little for Night Hunter though. If Pitcher can hear Night Hunter’s cocky phases or that sizzling sound in the air, he gets extra cautious. Slows down. Listens. Looks. Pitcher gets louder, warning Night Hunter of his presence. It’s a dynamic the two have created, some symbiosis of sorts. Never verbally asked for nor stated.
Just happened.
SELKIE!FRANCO!!! @palesweetscherryblossom ‘s AU
I ain’t drawing is fuckass feet or peen >:[
Some Bunny!Franco edits—poorly done, but I’m busy 🤷♂️
Based on @palesweetscherryblossom ‘s AU with Bunny!Franco :} favorite is definitely with Naga!Reader
Lifeguard pre reqs fucked me UP, my arms feel like noodles :[
I wish I had a bastard ex-cop to hold 🥺👉👈 and fuck
this man has the most potential to be a poor soaking wet sad little meow meow of a man, complete with being divorced and a little pathetic, and yall choose that fucking white boy???? i’m sick of you
Face down ass up hands tied easterman on my camcorder for Father’s Day
Another mini fic :D Franco edition!!
Based on this ask!
!!Suggestive, Nudity, Pre-Murkoff Franco, Established Relationship, Fem!Reader!!
“God, these tan lines are getting bad”, you mutter to yourself, staring at your own naked curves in the golden trimmed, full body mirror.
You’ve been out lifeguarding for your local pool these past few months, doing swimming lessons for the kids and keeping families safe. Your own way of giving back to the community. The one-piece swimsuit your boss gave you has made some striking tan lines, shades of color creating their own art across your skin.
You feel yourself up and down your hips, tracing the lines with your eyes. “I can probably even this out. I’ve been meaning to use that bikini you gave me.”
Franco, meanwhile, has been staring at you. He originally was cleaning out the barrels of his Lupara, but that was before you had stripped in front of the mirror to assess the damage of the sun on you. Even his lazy eye was paying attention. It got even worse when you turned, how your skin shifted and wiggled with motion. He shakes his head, knocking some thoughts back into place as he sucks up the little trail of drool at the corner of his mouth. “Uh..yeah, yeah. Whatever ya want, sweetheart.”
He definitely pulled that response out of his ass, and he knew you knew. You snort, tilting your head ever so slightly as you watch him try to go back to shining his gun. “Yeah? Whatever I want?” You retort sarcastically, which makes him bristle a little. “Yeah. I said what I said. Jesus..fuckin’..” That little quip had him on edge, making him scrub at the wood harder.
You slide over, slowly, placing a hand over his own. “Hey. It wasn’t a jab at you, love. It’s just…” Your other hand gently takes his chin, tilting his head so you can watch those baby blues widen. “You seemed distracted.” His eyes shift down, before meeting your eyes again. “That obvious?” He asks, a teasing bite to his words as that cocky ass grin of his forms. His little buckteeth make an appearance, giving him some boyish charm.
His gun is placed by his side as his hands find a more entertaining purpose; feeling up your curves. His fat fingers follow the path of your tan lines, his eyes laser focused now. When his hands get to your rack, he gets rougher. Palming at the fat and rolling mounds of skin between his hands. It’s like you became his personal stress ball. “Oh mommy, baby’s gonna hava fuckin’ field day!” His arms wrap around your waist like vipers catching prey, quickly pulling you closer. His face buried between your tits, kissing and licking like your very skin transformed into ice cream.
Your hands thread through what little hair he has, gently tugging and guiding him. You should be use to all of this by now, but it still startles you nonetheless. A breathless, little gasp falls from your parted lips as you watch him go to town on your chest. Baby just needs his mommy right now. Maybe you can think about evening out those tan lines later.
Wanted to do this for my Outlast OC, Doris/Dorthy!!
I need to get better at writing her and making her have more depth <333 Generator here ❌= No, ✅= Yes, ❕= Kinda
Doris eats while driving:❌ (She can’t drive, she never got her driver’s license.)
Doris swings their arms a lot when walking:❕(When she’s just walking, no. When she runs, absolutely. She’s feral when she runs)
Doris is the type to bring up how their day was always worse than the person they were talking to:✅ (100%. She subconsciously directs the conversation back to her, and she’ll definitely make anything and everything a competition)
Doris is a simp:❕(She’s more of a stalker type than a simp. When she wants something, she’ll get it. No matter what)
Doris wouldn't survive the apocalypse:✅ (She’s fast, but would definitely get in her own head and slip up just as fast)
Doris uses the word "dude" like a comma:❕(She’ll use pet names (condescendingly) like commas. Darling/Lieing, sweetie/Süsse(r), schnucki, dearest, mein Hase, etc.)
Doris has an incredible short-term memory but an awful long-term memory: ❕(Other way around. She has an amazing long term memory, but you’ll need to tell her things repeatedly before it clicks.)
Doris has an intense fear of the idea of the afterlife being completely nothing at all: ✅ (She normally doesn’t like to think about death—though she’s surrounded by it—it makes her spiral quickly. She prays there’s something, but maybe fears that just as much.)
Doris likes vodka:✅ (Big on alcohol, mostly a champagne and wine kinda gal in public, but drinks whiskey and vodka alone.)
Doris eats lemons raw:✅ (Canon now. Same with chilies and limes. Makes her feel alive, reminds her that she can feel.)
Doris wishes they could sing, but they can't:❕ (She could sing, pretty well. That was her talent during her pageant days. Her vocal cords are fucked up now and she can’t sing like she use to, but she’ll still try.)
Doris is very good at using chopsticks:❌ (She was never exposed to Asian culture, so she never learned. If she was exposed to it, she’d be shit at using them.)
Might make more later, idk 🤷♂️
happy Juneteenth to black fans in fandom specifically 🫶🏿 love yall
Coyle secretly has a soft spot for Carrie Underwood <333
Drawing Franco and Gooseberry: I have to pay close attention to the shape and positioning of each scar, tumor, wrinkle and blemish in order to truly capture their strange beauty
Drawing Coyle: he has a beard I think
Ocean time!! I love the ocean, and I love the Outlast Trials. I like combining things I enjoy :}
What ocean creatures would the ex-pops be?
imagine being 1-wife-ear sized
@palesweetscherryblossom Bunny!reader and bunny!Franco lol