just another anon

i just like greek mythos and stuff - minor - i go by any pronouns

[we-happy-neighbors]

I'M WORKING

[frog-doctor]

do you guys think he liked playing heli wars because the idea of being close to the heavens brought him joy and peace

[ssstarlighttt]

PLEASE SOMEONE AGREE WITH ME HERE PLEASEEEEEE DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE VISION

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

I SEE UR VISION!! roger would defo be great at just dance while james is stiffer than a statue and roger has to pull him in the dance 😭😭

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

headcanon: patroclus hates apollo with a burning ( haha ) passion, i mean i would too if i found out i couldve changed fate but a god was like: nuh uh just imagine in hades 2 when he appears, he senses melinoe has been blessed by apollo and hes like: oh great... you got blessed by HIM? wonderful. and melinoe is confused

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

was looking through achilles' wikipedia page and i misread podarkes as porkdarkes 😭 ( ironic bcs it means swift footed ) also apparently there was time where he and ajax ( didnt specify which one ) were playing a board game and they got so into it they didnt even realize there was a fucking battle around them and they were only saved bcs of athena which HELPP?? also wdym achilles has an island and apparently its SNAKE ISLAND. achilles, why is ur island the fucking snake island of all things

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

ever since i found out ligyron was apparently achilles' og name and it means "the whiny one", i've adopted a funny hc that patroclus is the only one achilles told this fact abt and pat calls him ligyron whenever he goes srs or to embarrass him ( at some point achilles forgot that was his actual name but in a visit to elysium, pat calls him ligyron for old times' sake and achilles gets hit with a flashback and is like: PAT FFS )

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

i need pat to be in the next hades 2 update, i need to see him DONE with everything and everyone, i need him so much more bitter abt everything thats happening, i need to see him be so mad at kronos for literally taking away achilles and zagreus, im very desperate can u tell

[whflibrary]

miscellaneous - everybody’s a winner!!

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

IS NO ONE GONNA POINT OUT THAT JAMES AND ROGER WAS GONNA DO AN INTERPRATITIVE DANCE AND JACK KILLING FOR TEN BLOODY YEARS????

[rottnstrwberriez-deactivated202]

WHF fandom, let’s talk:

do Roger and James have an actual ship name?? cause i feel like Pup&Moo isn’t an actual ship name 😀

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

pup&moo are so cute that thats the ship name i did try making a ship name from james' baking skills and roger's linguistics or poetry ( i hc he does write poetry, have u seen his dialogue and letters ) or something space related and all i got is " space poets " so yeah, lets stick with pup&moo

[whfjoyless]

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

SHE SERVES

[strangeblazer]

ANDRE BEETROOT

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

ANDRE BEETROOT!!!

[ju-nebugg]

can’t believe they gave us the most sexually tense dynamic i’ve ever seen… in a 30 minute play about milk

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

SFTH MY BELOVED ( the milkman is my fav play of theirs omg.... )

[yourcurrentany]

It’s kinda strange to me that when Ganymedes gets on the table people are like “BOOO PEDOPHILIA!! RAPE!!! IS DISGUSTING!!!!! ZEUS IS HORRIBLE” (Opinions that I totally share)

But when it gets to Adonis people…Accept it?- normalize it??- Like. I’ve never seen anyone calling out Aphrodite for falling in love with a BABY..-

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

omg i thought i wa the only one

[sotogalmo]

10:58

Ganymede being just like Lacey from Lacey Flash games

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

OH DEAR LORD.

[corvidonia]

do you guys think ganymede called for apollo when he was taken. do you think he harbors any animosity toward him. since apollos supposed to be a protector of the young. hes a kourotrophos.

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

OH GODS...

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

you know who would be cool to encounter in hades 2?

heres a list:

penelope: i mean, i have to know what happened between her and ody, PLS, it would be cool if it was a eurydice/ orpheus type situation where meli has to figure out what the hell EXACTLY happened ( im just clinging onto my hc that ody didnt willingly sleep with either circe or calypso but thought he cheated bcs he felt like he did when he didnt )

telemachus: does he hate his father? does he still love his father even if begrudgingly? I NEED TO KNOW, also he and icarus team up and slowing down kronos' legions

paris of troy: idk it'd be funny if melinoe and paris have friend- hate relationship bcs he killed achilles but they bond over losing their siblings, also i need to see him trying to find hector again, i imagine they temporarily reunited in elysium but they got separated, he fights his way back to elysium and is currently there trying to find him

hector: bonds with meli over losing siblings and acts kinda like patroclus, hes just there and u can reunite him with paris, hes also looking for him bcs he isnt in elysium anymore, it became too dangerous and when you reunite them, hector is just scolding him for going here in a brotherly way while paris is sobbing and is so happy he found him

patroclus: i need to see him fighting again, like he has the sandals on, his spear is poised and ready, he looks like hes gonna go through hell and back AGAIN and when he meets mel, he goes cold but when she reveals herself as zag's sister, he notices the eyes and while he keeps his guard up, he doesn't attack and acts like in hades I and gives the same stuff ( also would be cool if he had bottles of ambrosia or nectar on his sprite as a sort of callback to zag gifting everyone )

[yelllow-oak]

It's crazy how differently "Straight Ahead" sounds after you imagine its like- Paris' first year after slavery (with the interpretation he was reunited with his bio family at 20)

"I've listened to the warnings, and this very morning I'm FREE" oh Paris

Also Cassandra calling him a "love-starved youth who longs to be free"

Kinda farfetched but let me dream

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

paris being my fav after listening to paris the musical and thinking abt his character was NOT on my list

im not mad tho