THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies
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izzy's playlists!
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we're not kids anymore.

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@localhound
THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG
Captured Hound: “You’ll never get me to talk… I’m loyal to my handler!”
Interrogator: Squeaks a dog toy
Captured Hound, visibly drooling: “Y-You bastards-“
how often are you getting a headache
daily
weekly
monthly
couple times a year
yearly or less
how often are you getting a tummy ache
daily
weekly
monthly
every couple months
yearly or less
Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too
this is maybe the greatest post ever made
official frotting post
Fat bitches frotting
sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation
because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me
official frotting post
I got Mailpup playing in my cockpit as I put pile bunkers through cockpits rend mechanical limb from body. The biggest threat in the battlefield is listening to furry rave shit.
waitress waitress, more girls with very small dicks please!!!
waitress waitress!! please make fun of how small it is!! and make sure you mix some praise in too!! call her dick cute and tiny and pathetic ok waitress?? pretty please??
waitress!! waitress are you bigger than her? yes? splendid!! splendid!! waitress!! please compare your dick to hers and show her how pathetic and tiny and adorable she is next to yours!! thank you waitress we love you waitress!!
(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive
"My son is perfectly fine!" Something, something, HDG
The only thing a mutt like you needs is to be trained and controlled.
might fuck around and record a narration of WARHOUND, so keep an eye out for that ig ~<3~
I think having to prove you aren’t/don’t use Ai is very interesting
Like on one hand I do love getting knotted by other hound girls while they claw up my back and rip the flesh from my neck.
And on the other hand getting to suck my Handlers sidearm while she kicks me with her boots and makes me hump her leg because my accuracy in the sim was only 98%
Uhhh anyways what was I on about again?
My point was uhhh
Ai is typically scrubbed of anything sexual so make sure you fuck your Handlers boots extra hard
Reading WARHOUND like:
*Sex scene* "Hot, but I'll keep it in my pants"
*Handler manipulating Artemis* "AWOOOO WOOF WOOF WOOF I NEED TO BE MANIPULATED BY AN EVIL WOMAN ARF ARF ARF"
REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!
Transfemmes are so reluctant to touch grass they've had to invent grass that touches them instead. And also carries them to the doctor. And also tops them because why fucking not.
Chawmp chawmp chawmp chawmp chawmp