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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

if i look back, i am lost
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I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you
Annoying everyone with my new obsession
I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.
Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”
And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.
Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.
“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”
They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”
And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.
And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.
I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.
Amazing.
I’M LAUGHING!!! THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK WHO I AM.
When time, I saw this mom looking around the store calling out “Owen?”. I went a few steps, and saw this boy sitting on a glider playing with a switch. I yelled to him “OWEN! Your mom’s looking for you!”
I hope he felt the same thing :D
I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China
cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please
Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals
This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.
HOW IS THIS THE MOST IN CHARACTER JOKER WE’VE EVER GOTTEN
Most of this stuff came straight out of writer Tim Sheridan’s head. But, seriously, the Bugs Bunny line was a Mark Hammil improvisation. He LOVES cartoons!
they don't want you to know about the rhubarb triangle
(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs
The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else
dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors
are you drinking the - the yuri wine? yeah i am
artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning
perceived skill
Once upon a time…
I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are