Alphamom

Mary. 22. Vancouver. Bi. She/they. I make a lot of personal posts and I'm sorry about all of them. I'm always mobile blogging and I'm sorry if I don't tag as frequently as I should. I watch a lot of tv shows. I live and work at a camp on an off-grid island and it's all I talk about. Ask me about it if you want! 📷: mary.margaret.hazel Home

[notkatniss]

[scoutsmoocrew]

I just bought chicken's blood so I could do a ritual with it and curse you. Stay tuned and say goodbye to your friends, curse will hit in the next two weeks. Bye Felicia!

Ummm ok lol

[prophylexis-deactivated20201113]

I would love to delete Tumblr but where else can I get content like this?? For free??

[altonin-deactivated20181007]

If you can’t make 0 note posts about things nobody else cares about with pride then where is the commitment to your authentic self

[jncos]

Cobra venom isn’t poisonous. People just get freaked out when they get bitten by cobras and let their negative emotions do the poisoning for them. I’ve been bitten by dozens of serpents over the last fortnight and due to my positive attitude I am healthier than I have ever been in years.

[dirtshrines]

Aurora Rolly Pets

[cottoncandyspacequeen]

How dare they not put the pig on this post

[dirtshrines]

You’re right I was a fool

[mjalti]

everyday. it’s an email about the Coronavirus. as if regular emails weren’t bad enough.

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

[grimeclown]

Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

[grimeclown]

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

[grimeclown]

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk

[eggtuna]

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Boy ain’t that the truth

[dangerously-human]

The biggest of moods

[ingridbergman]

….. god. this is such a Power Move. this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever read about anyone. your fave could never be this aloof.

[onlinepunk]

Just heard the Eagles won!! So happy for them!!!!! I’m a huge fan I love Hotel California

[iskwekan]

of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed ,  naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy

[wolfpilled]

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

[ectotheology]

fantroll whose sign is loss.jpg

[ectotheology]

your name is LOSDOT JAYPEG and boy do you keep LOSING THINGS

[fjjdnxjskakxnxnsjeifuchhs-deact]

hey op do u take construtctive criticism 

[ectotheology]

i absolutely do not. never ask again

[fjjdnxjskakxnxnsjeifuchhs-deact]

understandable! enjoy your new oc

[relucant]

my favorite thing about brooklyn 99 is that my favorite character is literally whichever character happens to be speaking at any given moment they’re all so good

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

[blucmonke]

What?

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

What?

[fanonical]

dumbledore dabbed at every single speech he gave at hogwarts, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to harry’s story