Loki

Mainly reblog crap I find funny and what not AuDHD 26 Huge WHA, Frieren, Apothecary Diaries, MarriageToxin, DunMeshi, and Dragon Prince Fan

[loki0130]

if you are going to randomly message me i will check your blog to see when the last time you made a post or reblogged something was

[otiksimr]

Stands on the big button that says "snack" when it's pressed but I am not heavy enough to push it and my eyes get all round and wet

Silly little images source

[stuck-in-jelly]

Ooooo Bug Films you want to animate Witch Hat Atelier Kitchen SO bad

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[lin-art]

I hope they'll be fine 🥰

[what-even-is-thiss]

One of my uncles runs a business that designs and manufactures souvenir magnets for tourist shops in the west coast and Hawaii and he’s started considering putting a logo on the back that says “no AI designs” or something similar because some designers in his market have started doing that and it’s pissing him off

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

[coolxatu]

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

[s0l-fl0wer]

"Huh this fanart has a lot of retweets, people must really like it and the arti- OFFICIAL ART?!"

[1five1two]

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

[eternalgirlscout]

so called "free thinkers" when hi 1 quastion

[depsidase]

[cassili]

[storm-of-the-swarm]

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

[what-even-is-thiss]

The aliens are like wait you can write and I’m like yeah I can talk too and they’re like why didn’t you say something sooner and I’m like well I figured you wouldn’t let me go since you’re clearly willing to kidnap a sapient being so I’m just taking revenge by making your toddlers more annoying

[what-even-is-thiss]

The aliens are like we didn’t know humans were sapient and I’m like did you miss all of that human civilization literally everywhere and they’re like what and I’m like look at the planet at night and they’re like holy fuck those lights are people we’ve been trapping and releasing people and meanwhile I’ve returned to writing swear words on the glass with my little alien sharpie

[silvergryphonart]

I glare at you from across the enclosure for ruining my alienthropology research by making them aware of being observed

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ignores you and keeps teaching a child that speaks alien sign language all the rude words for alien genitalia through the glass

[silvergryphonart]

Continues to glare with a twitching lip because that’s actually really funny

[isthehorsevideocute]

Something Something what centaurs do with their arms when they run Something Something

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse identification: Breyer #626 Polo Pony

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catboygirljoker]

(via orc-sign-language)

[regging]

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.