[whitepeopletwitter]

[creating-a-mess]

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

[toomuchperfume]

[toastbutteregg]

[hauntedsheephole]

some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

[lqtraintracks]

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

[renthebarbarian]

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

@vampireapologist

[salarta]

“I’ve never met a vampire” exactly what a vampire would say.

[avocadomin-remade]

@chrisbangs

[chuskopan]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[politijohn]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Fuck me it's a real tweet

[riseoftherose-deactivated202409]

[tvandfilm]

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999)

[lazygravez]

[toastbutteregg]

[kristina100000]

i hate when people with an outtie belly button are mean omg i will grab you by the umbilical cord and swing you in air

[radicalurbanista]

full thread

how to disarm Boston Dynamics drone dog

[severedned]

[memewhore]

[picktheonesthatlast]

are we ignoring both of the penises, or…..?

[kinkeryandgeekery]

Pilots drawing things with flight paths is a niche interest but a fucking fantastic one. Boeing Dreamliner 18-hour test flight.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m just happy that the pilots out there have this kind of precision.

[deathsmallcaps]

Oh I thought some pilot was doing this to some poor passengers who just wanted to go from Chicago to LA or something and then I scrolled up and saw it was test pilots.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“And if you look out the left window, you’ll see the same mountains again, but from a slightly different angle.”