I . A M . T R A S H

Terri. 18. occupation: scumbag 24/7 welcome to this shit hole of a blog, enjoy your shit stay you piece of shit. "The hardest thing to do in this world, is to live in it"- Buffy Summers "Remember to always be yourself..Unless you suck."- Joss Whedon

[lolsameguys]

becoming self aware of your teeth is the worst

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[thebestoftumbling]

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

im the man

[speedlimit15]

I’m so happy for him…

[diantha]

IMPORTANT UPDATE ON THE SITUATION!

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

rich people don’t get to be sad

[nanotechgeek]

Uuum yeah. Having wealth does not exclude one from sadness.

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

Go buy a thousand puppies

[thetattedstoner]

[noyesnoyesyesno]

[donatart]

my Lying Ass: no that wasnt about you

[victorpopejr]

Future just hit Iverson with a skip turn. Kobe a turn away from calling uno but Beyoncé gotta Draw 4 waiting for him

[bang]

[thefandomdropout]

I hate everyone right now

[unclefather]

What happened to maroon 1-4

[holomoriarty]

Maroon 1 to 3 were destroyed. Maroon 4 disappeared after it was stolen by members of Maroon 5 travelling in time.

[chandri]

OH. MY. GOD.

[passionfrur-blog]

im screaming

[consolation-deactivated20161214]

theyre not lying

[oosn]

[finndamerons-archive]

i hate this website

[ultimecia-deactivated20170507]

im deleting

[oosn]

u guys r so  unappreciative this took me a whole 17 minutes to photoshop

[100493503004422]

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

[gfanz4ever]

This has got to be my favorite ending to any episode of all time. 

The ridiculousness of it all.

The narrator.

The voice crack.

UPDATE: I uploaded this three days ago and it already has almost thirty thousand notes. Y’all are great :)

[comicbookfilms]

[iguanamouth]

why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling