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thinking about getting surgery to remove everything
the bill was expensive but they'll never find me
I might make this look more clean eventually.
War struck again and i am none the wiser
I AM ALIVE
I was just dealing with a LOT in my life but thankfully, I'm still kicking...
just gotta catch onto what you lots have been up too... 👀
One if my pet peaves about Hades art is how people draw pomegranates like, 𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 bites through the tough skin. People cut it in slices and just eat the seads in the slices, not halves nor like, the whole thing lol
I'm sorry to my darling.
You are the most beautiful guy, even most beautiful human, or well living being that had ever existed, and I didn't want to make you feel I didn't like you.
That would be wrong, I am crazily in love with you and obsessed with the way you look, your body, your face.
I don't show it enough, I wasn't aware of it until today actually, but I want to show you how I actually feel about you from now on, my love.
Everything about you is attractive. You gave me the need to do the most sinful things with you when I used to be scared, when I used to hide. Opening up to you was the most magical experience. I got to slowly discover your body.
First, it was your face, your pretty face, sweet boy. I could see myself already pampering you with kisses.
Then I discovered your hands, your torso, your legs. I hate when you call yourself ugly because that is the biggest lie I've heard, a lie I wish you didn't believe, a mean lie about the most handsome man.
I saw all of you, but I can't get enough. You are absolutely perfect. Everything about you is fascinating, exciting, attractive.
I love you so much. I never hated you, my baby.
I have thoughts and theyre extremely unorganized oughh
First, I think universal mother theory was onto something. Mainly talking about how people thought Toriel might be an alcoholic because of how Queen acts around Kris, and then boom chapter 4 ends with Toriel getting wine drunk
Related to that, that scene was weird right? I feel bad for thinking something was off, cause I saw someone else's interpretation of it being that Sans was helping her have fun for once and take a break, but I can't help but think something was off. Kris and Susie were out for probably HOURS without calling or texting to tell her where they were, Undertale Toriel probably would've been worried sick but deltarune Toriel wasn't even fazed. Granted she was drunk but before that I'm sure she would've worried, right?
I think maybe it ties into her allowing Kris to do a lot of things they shouldn't just cause she thinks they're just "things they do". I think, where Undertale clearly showed Asgore's faults (not that deltarune doesn't do that too, he's fucking weird in deltarune) deltarune is showing Toriel's. She's kinda... neglectful?
But then again, I don't know. Clearly Kris has been in some kind of therapy, so she'd know they have some issues, but then she just let's them stay in the bathroom with the water running for like, an hour? Doesn't clean up or question the blood stain in their room, doesn't question them not having much on their side of the room. She seems like the kind of person to act like nothings wrong, if something happened she'd pretend it didn't, dismissive
Shes kinda like that in Undertale too with how she tries to get you to stay with her. I don't know about yall but there's a pattern in deltarune of the adults failing these kids
And back to that ending scene, Sans doesn't help. Yall know I love Sans, but man if he don't just fuck shit up
I feel bad for Kris there for multiple reasons, first they have to come home to that after experiencing hell, they don't even know this guy and he's in their house dancing with their mom at ungodly hours of the night, and then they can't get any sleep because they're so fucking loud
I honestly wonder how chapter 5 is gonna start, I think if Sans stays over it's gonna be exteeeeemly uncomfortable. I swear if he tries to make any more "befriending your mom" jokes I'm makeing bone powder out of him (if Kris doesn't do it first)
I haven't seen anyone do this yet, and these tracks aren't on the OST as far as I'm aware, but here is all the audio files for the piano Kris plays in the Holiday house scene. They sound like real recordings to me, although I don't know who is playing. I've heard it might be Toby based on the style but I can't say for sure
Incidentally I have no idea what sevenfour is a arrangement of so if someone knows I would be interested to hear.
(I lied these aren't the original .ogg files. I had to convert to mp3 for tumblr to let me upload).
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maybe one day i'll draw zagreus not fresh off a run
addendum: this was referenced off of a statue made of a painting called The Kiss of the Sphinx!!
do u think if queen knew abt that pink imac in noelles room shed get super jealous but also defensive and protective
「メタトンだけが彼女(アルフィス)の唯一の「普通の」友達だったが、それでも彼女はメタトンに殺人ロボットのふりをさせることで彼らの関係を緊張させた。」
メタトンがどれほどの犠牲を払ってあの体を手に入れ、そして維持しているのか想像してみてほしい。 彼はゴーストとは呼ばれなくなったが、魔物とも呼ばれない。彼は表向きはテレビのアイドルだし、アルフィスがその機能を取り払ってこそいるらしいが、人間を滅ぼすために作られた政府の戦闘兵器というのが彼に課せられた任務だ。魅力的な体の代わりに、人間がやってきたら命を賭けて戦わなければならない責任を彼は負う。 パワフルな機械の体は不死身ではなく、政府機関のラボおよびアルフィスによる定期的なメンテナンスとバッテリーの補給を受けなければ動くことはできない。犠牲は承知の上で決定した己の体とはいえ、けして思った通りに自立できず、けして理想通りの自由は得られないという感覚が毎日襲う。彼は人間ファンクラブの第一人者で、人間の姿にあこがれていて、人間と戦いたくなんかないはずなのに。 そして、そんな彼を理解していたであろうはずのアルフィスに、「殺人兵器のふりをして、私を助けてくれ」と頼まれる。人気者になりたいと切望していたのに、人間ファンクラブの一員に、悪役になりきって私を助けてくれと頼まれる。彼はその瞬間、どれほどアルフィスに失望しただろうかと思う。 それでも、メタトンはアルフィスの「人気者になりたい」という望みが痛いほど解ったのだろうとも思う。彼自身もまたそれを切望していたからだ。たとえ人権無視状態でアルフィスに利用されるのだとしても、たとえ人間に壊されるリスクがあったとしても、彼はアルフィスに協力することを受け入れた。
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"Mettaton was her only "normal" friend, but she still strained their relationship by having him pose as a killer robot."
Imagine the sacrifices Mettaton made to obtain and maintain that body.
He's no longer called a ghost, but he's not called a monster either. He's ostensibly a TV star, and although Alphys apparently removed his functions, his mission is to be a government combat weapon designed to destroy humanity. In exchange for his attractive body, he bears the responsibility of risking his life to fight against any human invaders.
His powerful mechanical body is not invulnerable; it requires regular maintenance and battery replenishment by a government lab and Alphys. Though he made the decision to adopt his body knowing the sacrifices, he's constantly bombarded with the feeling that he can never be as independent as he wants, that he'll never have the freedom he'd hoped for. He's the leader of a human fan club, longs for a human form, and shouldn't want to fight them.
And then Alphys, who should have understood him, asks him to "pretend to be a lethal weapon and help me." He had longed to be popular, yet a member of a human fan club asks him to pretend to be a villain and help her. I wonder how disappointed he must have been in Alphys at that moment.
Still, I think Mettaton must have painfully understood Alphys's desire to "become popular." That's because he himself longed for that same thing. Even if Alphys would use him in a way that ignored his human rights, even if there was a risk that he would be destroyed by humans, he accepted to cooperate with Alphys.
I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns
meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.
EXACTLY.
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
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i keep forgetting ichor means blood of the gods i always use it to mean some kind of nastly little fluid that's yucky and foul
it’s both!
maybe the gods are kinda yucky and foul
It means both because in the earliest years of Christianity, a greek christian writer, who's name i've forgotten, coined the "foul discharge of a wound" meaning as one of his evidences to prove that the Greek gods were merely mortals.
About Chara & the 10th anniversary livestream.
In the second Undertale 10th anniversary stream, Toby Fox has said something which sparked a lot of reaction among Chara fans :
This quote has many implications. Both for the character, but also in regards to understanding how Toby felt about the character he had written, and how those feelings changed over the years.