I tried to match my background to my lips

karen/18/bi/cinci

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[naro4ito]

[unclefather]

Get out of him

[macleod]

List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is getting out of control. (photos via ZookeeperRachel)

[pepoluan]

Seeing zookepers having fun really warms my heart for inexplicable reasons :-)

[feministcaptainkirk]

THOSE OTTERS

[tehnakki]

^^^ I’m DYING!! This is the best possible thing to come out a Jurassic Park Remake!

[chiggglet-blog-deactivated20210]

favourite internet phenomenon 

[caroldanversenthusiast]

ugh i love arm

[cumdumpstiel]

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

[cumdumpstiel]

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

[porterr-robinson]

[juelzsantanabandana]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

LMFAOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

This shit has me dying still

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

RIP Deedee Mega Doo Doo 😔

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[mens-rights-activia]

Notice how there’s no OP?

God sent this post down herself

[sierralions]

i won’t ever let anyone forget that chris hemsworth was in a show about tween girls riding horses and learning the true meaning of friendship

u can never leave the saddle club

[officialpizzarat]

During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.

[crypti-d-iscourse]

Sources, for Skeptics who can’t figure out google

120,453 aids related deaths from 1980-1990

57,939 american soldiers died in Vietnam

[jurassicsunsets]

One of my favourite geology facts is this: These diagrams are a lie.

The mantle isn’t yellow. Nor is it orange, or red, or brown, or gray, or black.

The earth’s mantle is made up largely of peridotite.

The earth’s mantle is lime green.

[damienthepious]

……… mint chocklet chip

[five-flats]

forbidden snack

[seafucker]

girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”

[gaycism]

men writing poetry be like “she made me feel an emotion”

[grumpy-soul]

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

[bibleforboys]

this is a lot

[cloudfreed]

that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals

[alwaysabeautifullife]

[trans-shepard]

Don’t ignore the baby.

[imonlyadumpling]

Elephants are so precious ✨

[owlinadayswork]

I love him

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

Magic  level 99999

Subscribe to PaulVuTV

[oni-queen]

I like how half of these people reacting are drunk.

[sugar-and-spite]

tag yourself I’m the guy with the rubiks cube that just starts screaming

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[tibby]

also yeah the best feature tumblr has (or lacks, i guess) is the inability to see other people’s follower count. not knowing how many followers anyone has makes this site more fun it’s easier to pretend we’re all just like, hanging out in a cave together.

[mst3kkeith]

It’s funny how some people don’t realize like. When I was in elementary school every year we had “intruder” drills. They were always kinda spooky but I never thought anything of it when I was a kid. The teacher would turn the light off and lock the room doors and we’d all have to quietly hide under desks until the intercom announced it was over. Sometimes there’d be someone walking around and trying the doors to the classrooms to make sure they were locked. Never seemed strange to me as a kid, but talking with my canadian spouse they look mortified

[heronfem]

It’s wild how much of life in the US revolves around the unending threat of murder and violence. And by wild I mean a nightmare.