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@lone-chicken
me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better
Love that youāre making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?
My resume
succumbed to the urge to throw him into the blender but also couldn't suppress my horny thoughts so please have both
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IāVE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldnāt google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE
This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation
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I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible
Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making
The transition at the end is SENDING ME
@jamqyu Flambert AU has got me staring at this man's outfit. What if there were no pants, sir? What are you wearing under there? He's magnificent
If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'
@marlynnofmany
#that would be hilarious #you'd have to measure trees to make sure they knew what they were talking about
I can easily see this fantasy world having idioms like "Never take the advice of a tree that's small enough to hug."
(Also, I'll bet some of those young trees give bad advice on purpose, because entertainment is at a premium when you can't move around, and your morality system is very different from that of the meat creatures.) (What do trees know or care about the evil wizard's actual attractiveness? Sending him all these suitors is pretty funny though, so they're probably going to keep doing it.)
Consider: Two Pando-style clonal forests that overlap. It appears to be a vast forest, but every single "tree" is actually just a ramet of one or the other clonal organsim. Both are Ancient Trees of Wisdomā¢, but also they hate each other; you can never be sure which of the two you're talking to, but you can be sure that any advice one of them gives the other will disagree with on principle.
Out: one guard lies and one tells the truth
In: one forest that speaks in a single voice will tell you dubious information, and the other will contradict it no matter what, and you can't begin to categorize what kind of situationship they have going on, but they're clearly working through something on a geologic timescale
one more wip for dispatch zine
In the fragrant flowers and bright greenery of delightful May // part 5
Is this a threat?
I've only ever seen edits of this image until now
I saw this reblog and thought "there aren't that many edits of this post. There's just the gun one and a few close ups of the orangutan's face." Turns out I just wasn't paying attention
Anyway, I felt the need to gather them all
If there's any others PLEASE show me
Dispatch Lego Batman AU
Robert is Mecha(Bat)Man (MechaBat? BatMech?), a billionaire legacy hero.
He lives alone in a big empty mansion (dust cloths on all the furniture) with only Beef for company, and the only person he talks to is Royd, who he hires (part time) to maintain and upgrade the suit.
Shroud is still in prison, where heās secretly running the Red Ring.
Blazer becomes the new head of SDN, and declares their new mission statement is to get rid of vigilantes and privatize all superheroes. Mecha Man argues that heās exempt because heās not super, just a hero. (And he works alone.)
During a fight with Toxic, Flambae (and maybe more of Z Team) shows up to help Mecha Man take him down. They get distracted arguing over who Mecha Manās greatest nemesis is. (Flambae thinks itās him, but Robert doesnāt even remember fighting him, and Toxic asks how they can be nemeses if Flambae is a hero now.) (This would straight up be the āI like to fight aroundā scene; Robert would say his nemesis is Shroud, or maybe Phenomaman)
Toxic gets away and Red Ring attacks become more frequent. Mecha Man and Z Team will often cross paths trying to apprehend them, getting in each otherās way and the letting Red Ringers escape.
Robert gets fed up with having his busts fail because of Z Team, and shows up at SDN to confront Blazer, where he runs into Z Teamās dispatcher: Chase. The closest thing Robert has to family (who he hasnāt talked to in a while). Chase and Blonde Blazer (and Royd, who also works part time at SDN) try to convince Robert to work together so they donāt keep getting in each otherās way. He says no. (He works alone.) (Galen and Mr Whiskey are also there.)
On his way out of SDN, Robert runs into Waterboy, whoās just been turned down for a hero position but was offered a job as a janitor. He asks if Mecha Man wouldnāt mind giving him some hero tips, or maybe even becoming his mentor. Robert, not really listening, says sure fine whatever.
The next time Robert swings by the Mech-Cave, Waterboy is there. Apparently he told everyone at SDN who would listen that Mecha Man agreed to be his mentor. Chase and Blazer thought that was a great idea, so Royd brought Waterboy with him to the Cave next time he came to work.
Robert brings Waterboy on a mission to break into the downtown branch of SDN, so Robert can steal all their info on Red Ring and then have Waterboy water damage the computers (so it wonāt be traced back to Mecha Manās hacking). They run into Phenomaman and the rest of A Team having a party for all the best heroes in LA. (Robert is slightly offended he wasnāt invited.)
The mission is a success. Robert has access to more information than ever about Red Ring, but he canāt be everywhere at once. Now that SDN has no info, Red Ring is slipping through their fingers easier than ever, and Shroud escapes jail.
Robert goes after Shroud, but Waterboy, Blazer, and Chase show up to help him escape, so he doesnāt get blown up. Chase uses his powers though, so he ends up in SDN medical.
Realizing he has people he cares about, and he canāt stop them from running after him into danger so it makes more sense to fight together, Robert gives an inspirational speech to Z Team and they all work together to stop the Red Ring attacks.
Shroud gets ahold of the astral pulse and turns the Red Ring into his own personal mind controlled army, not realizing that it doesnāt affect Visi since her augments are switched off. Z Team takes him down, but not before he sets off his secret ultimate evil plan that even the Red Ringers arenāt comfortable with.
(In Lego Batman the climactic threat is that Gotham will split apart and fall into the abyss. In Dispatch, the most destructive threat comes from Phenomaman contemplating extinguishing the sun. So letās say Shroud decided to go that route to weed out all evil.)
Z Team and Red Ring work together to prevent the extinguishing of the sun (possibly via a depressed Phenomenon, who Shroud successfully manipulated using his prediction algorithm or whatever) and the world is saved!
Blazer wants to arrest all of Red Ring right away but Robert suggests they give them a 30 minute head start and go get takeout instead. Waterboy debuts his pop knockoff of Everything is Awesome, much to Prismās distaste. Roll credits.
recent notes to self
it doesnāt have to be perfect
you can start today
accept the love you actually deserve (the good kind)
remember to give some of your love to yourself
donāt let other people take advantage of your trust and kindness because you fear saying no will make you a bad person
donāt regret caring then just because it seems stupid now
HORSE!
no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)
posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review
Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean ādog breeds with the first letter changedā iāll kill you
Fury. Rage. Flames on the side of my face.