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If your wondering yes this is stolen from that tweet thats like "1 singular pea on a plate"
$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?
does jafar love me
hell no bitch
reasons why derek wears tight shirts:
the compression feels good and makes him feel held
he needs the support. emotionally but also like a bra
less fabric in the way if he has to run from something
someone told him he has to dress sexy and hot
reasons why stiles buys him oversized shirts and he learns to love them:
comfy.
nonrestrictive
feels like a hug
more fabric means cozy and the running-away thoughts are less prominent in his brain. he doesn't feel like he has to be as on-guard in them
stiles bought them for him so they smell good and stiles borrows them too (and they smell even better)
stiles still thinks he looks hot in them and they're extra good for cuddling. they're soft and loose and warm and he can move more easily. they're not restrictive like before. they mean safety
on that note, despite derek kind of hating himself in season one specifically, at least he wore soft henleys. like yeah the leather jacket did not seem cozy, and stiles likes to buy him fleece and warm sweaters later on, but derek could've been wearing itchy or stiff or plastic-y shirts. instead they were soft and worn and the fabric was gentle and that's something at least. the man just wants to feel cozy and it's nice that he let himself at least partially.
too bad stiles shrunk all his shirts accidentally in the wash and had to replace them all with a larger size. it was the only size in stock, sorry! major oopsie moment 🙈
Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger
No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.
The finger blocks it
The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.
The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand
People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.
No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.
Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.
No the finger would stop it
I’m loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
no the finger would stop it
You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses
the finger would stop it
date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.
These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?
@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.
I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it
I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet
….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.
It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did
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does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it
I'm glad everyone is alive rn
relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.
the problem is if youre ugly or neurodivergent or a woman everything you do is perceived as off putting. everything
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Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku
Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing
Chickens are always staring at me
In fairness I do sometimes throw them treats at these times so I suppose I have trained them to constantly stare at me
the unknowable bipedal predator that does not predate sometimes produces edibles so we must keep watch at all times to ensure we may eat when the eating is presented
I don't know if they have any notion of humans being predators tbh. I don't think chickens have any particular instinctive fear of anything remotely humanlike (beyond Wary Of Big Strange Animal) and they've never seen me kill anything. They kill a lot more than I do.
the unknowable Very Big Chicken that does not kill bugs sometimes produces edibles?
The way the chickens would sit expecting to be mounted makes me believe they think I’m some sort of dextrous rooster.
It is the unfortunate lot of humans to be Found Sexy By So Many Birds
#seriously SO MANY#they made special hats for haw scidentists to wear to collect the semen for them to artificially inseminate the females#cos the dude hawks just kept fucking their keepers heads#oh oh and the fact that many emu will ignore fenale emus and do their ridiculous mating dance to their chosen human
So many people out there are getting pet birds and then get surprised when their pet bird tries to beat the shit out of their spouse for being a romantic rival
aroace nonbinary people you are everything to me. shout out to the bitches who just said "nah i'm not doing any of that"
oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon
OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.
This whole series is so goddamn funny
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“Guys, do NOT under any circumstances upload an ID or do face scans. If you need help bypassing an age verification, talk to me and I’ll help”