Supernovas In Disguise

Welcome to my blog, as you can see i love squids and things. But mostly squids.

[official-europa-deactivated2021]

You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

[cheskamouse]

[jooleah]

m'baku: tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[unicornempire]

2017 was definitely a Shitscram.

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Happy Crimmus!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

It’s Crismn!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Merry Crisis!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Merry Chrysler!

[lavendersheetmask]

you’re a mean one…. mr. binch

[enygmass]

[gimmekurtisconner]

parenting an angsty teen

[beyonceblockedme2]

leak the full track

[drinkpisspissblood]

Me from 2005-2009 like literally

[ghosthierophant]

leak the dad’s track instead

[teraokanatsumi]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

dogy

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I feel such an incredible sense of peace looking at this

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[chlostars]

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas

[herpowerisherown]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[00807x]

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

[eroscestlavie]

pretending that age of ultron literally never happened probably gets funnier if you just pretend that absolutely none of the events in it happened and try to fit the current MCU around it anyways. for example: the hulk just launched himself, unprompted, into space 

[musicalluna]

it makes more sense for him to have launched himself, unprompted, into space

[kabaks]

#he saw age of ultron and launched himself into space

[sistertaxon]

He’s so vain

[transtemporaladventuress-deacti]

Who?

[sistertaxon]

He probably thinks this post is about him

[amorverde]

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

[transmxnfenris]

the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus

[fierceawakening]

Even Bigger Mood

[avafaid]

Even when Halloween’s over……….. Bats continue to exist….. and I’m grateful for that

[starswift-borzoi]

My little bogzoi…swampzoi…bogdog…

[howtohavegaysubtext]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her