itâs 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead theyâre all dead
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itâs 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead theyâre all dead
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyoneâs good side preferably even their favorite.
More proof that capitalism was never "freedom" or "small government".
Update from the man himself
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhubâs REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
I can appreciate him and the service heâs providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform heâs hosted on.
He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw
By the way, the topic he was presenting was
âCan I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicelyâ
No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.
It's not that kind of library.
In other words...
You are being lied to
again
Everything published in the US is copied to the Library of Congress; appropriateness for children is not a criteria. Published under copyright is.
In order to read something in the Library of Congress, you must, in order:
1) Be 16+ years old and in possession of ID such as a driverâs license or passport to obtain a LoC card
2) Make an appointment to go to a reading room
3) Know what it is you want to read and which library building it is in so you can fill out a request form when you arrive.
So the chances of a âchildâ just stumbling over something âinappropriateâ that was âputâ there by the choice of the head librarian is 100% impossible.
Leavitt seems to believe that if she wears a big enough cross, God canât hear her breaking the commandment against false witness.
One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I canât stay silent about it any longer
I DIDNâT LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.Â
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COALÂ SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATEÂ AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
Sweet Hufflepuff, from Valley Broad Shrewd Slytherin, from Fen
Aleksandr Domogarow as Salazar Slytherin, Amy De BhrĂșn as Helga Hufflepuff
Goodluck Pikachu
whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
beg for your life, tennis boy
also while im taking potshots at the US. football is a bloodsport and the only reason it's not acknowledged as one is because the football industry does medical theatre to appease the sensibilities of football fans who do not want to acknowledge that american football is a bloodsport where football players lives are proffered up for their entertainment. do you know how many american football players who have suffered life-destroying TBIs kill themselves by specifically shooting themselves in the heart so that their brains can be preserved and studied, to hopefully end the bloodsport of american football? anyways. "go birds" meme but like genuinely american football is a bloodsport and should be dismantled as a cultural institution. something something the profoundly american impulse to watch people die for their entertainment while refusing to acknowledge that they are responsible for this blood etc.
#hey remember the time it came out that the metrics for brain damage in football players were racially segregated#on the assumption that black players had lower mental functions by default?#i remember.
^^^
Part of why I care so deeply about this is because a classmate of mine in high school was a star football player. He suffered a massive, massive fucking brain injury. For those who don't have experience with people who've had TBIs, it frequently can cause increased levels of aggression. This classmate of mine had a really "promising career" ahead of him as a football player. But after his injury he became increasingly aggressive and this eventually culminated in him murdering his mother. It was a tragic thing and its roots can be traced back to the myth that football is safe.
saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and sheâs just walking around going âwhoooaâ âwoooaahâ to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes âmommyđ«”â and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course itâs funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023
Mother and baby viewing Van Gogh's Madame Roulin and Her Baby at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston, US. By the Boston Herald
Iâm not sure how to look at art by Lynda Barry