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[maxyartwork]

figure skating wenclair🤭

[skaianbruja]

dr. karanr

I am not joking when I say that after seeing so many white and non-Latine healthcare professionals condemn my people's traditional cuisine as greasy and unhealthy — including a recent incident involving a gringa dietitian — seeing this British doctor say that authentic Mexican tacos are healthy is making me cry

[volevoscriveree]

*Wenclair x Heated Rivalry*

[toskarin]

[toskarin]

umineko edit aside, based on where they're pouring it, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that's probably not their car

[bibinella]

happy wenclair weekend 🖤🔪🩸🩷💐🍫

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[thirdpunch]

[luntfontanne]

BLEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luntfontanne]

[elexecution]

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

[ilovedirt]

subpoena

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr

[earhartsease]

alcohol

[beltsquid]

war thunder forums

[crunchymayo]

[shiroscosmicass]

You ever see something that you just know is gonna live in your head rent free forever

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy Go Insanely Berserk Friday

[yossyislandd]

reasons to believe ancient people weren't stupid:

advanced engineering

knowledge of science

incredible literature

wise techniques

fancy tools

reasons to believe ancient people were stupid:

thought that a beautiful woman being a shapeshifter was bad

[yossyislandd]

didn't invent cool ranch doritos

[plastic-pipes]

it's missing lena luthor hours

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[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[scatter-the-stars]

[achromatophoric]

Wednesday: —and thereby making my reduced range and weaker grip flagrantly obvious to my opponent.

Agnes: But why would you ever intentionally put yourself at a disadvantage in a knife fight?

Wednesday: Psychological effect. Defeating a foe after demonstrating an act of such unfathomable idiocy does irreparable damage to their ego.

Agnes: *takes notes* Oh, that is so very Wednesday.

Wednesday: I call the maneuver the Bruno Yuson.

Enid: Oh COME ON! Bruno wasn’t THAT dumb!

Agnes/Wednesday: 😒 😒

Enid: *defensively* He wasn’t!

Wednesday: Enid, that mongrel’s limited intelligence was as clear-cut as my uncle Stumpy’s severed limbs.

Enid: Oh yeah? Can you prove it?

Agnes: Well, on the night I knocked you both out, while you were chatting with Thing, Bruno actually saw me first.

Enid: What? But then how did you…?

Agnes: I asked if he thought my rag smelled like chloroform.

Enid: 😬

Enid: That, uh… That just means he was really sweet and trusting to a fault.

Agnes: He also didn’t even recognize us when we hijacked his plane back to the Philippines.

Enid: *hopefully* Because of the clever disguises?

Agnes: Just hoodies and baseball caps.

Enid: *groans* Okay, FINE, Bruno was freaking dumb as a cement block. Happy now?

Wednesday: Adequately. And he sank like one, too.

Enid: 😤

Enid: 😐❓

Enid: 🫢

Enid: Wait, you two did WHAT?!

Agnes/Wednesday: 😌🤜🤛😑

[dreamsinthyme]

[bonefarm]

Get rid of your fucking Ring cameras holy shit. That was one of the most chilling ads I’ve ever seen

[creekfiend]

😰😰😰😰😰

[knitmeapony]

[outlaw-monarch]

For anyone confused about why this "sweet ad" is actually evil:

ring is passing the surveillance they collect to ice

ring is using these ID features to search for/identify people that ice wants to deport/kidnap/disappear, & using it to spy on Americans in general.

This ad is the company's gross & sneaky attempt to appeal to humans' kindness [ I'll be helping people find their pets!" ]

They are trying to trick more people into buying this tool that will be used as surveillance on people living in the USA

AND~!!!

also probably trying to trick people into turning on features/settings that will make it easier for them to pass information to ice and other hostile governmental authorities