Lost on Monster Island

Pretty much abandoned at this point. Go to daphnetrodon.tumblr.com for actual posts.

[colonelampersanders]

The most important part of the sküle meme in 6 seconds

[deedeethornberry-blog]

Steal her look: Jan Brady

Braces: $5000

Caruso 30 Molecular Ion Steam Hairsetter: $53.99

George Glass: Priceless (he doesn’t even go to our sküle)

[amicide]

[elohfant]

That’s funny, I’ve never heard of a george glass at our sküle

[longonegal]

of course, I missed out on my chance to meet George Glass because I was homesküled

[thebossbaby-official]

George Glass: The Saga

[tyrannerdsaurus-rex]

"average person thinks Jan is super cool" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person just thinks "Sure, Jan". Glass Georg, who is a transfer student and came in the last week of sküle, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[hellyeahthomassanders]

If I was a teacher after a holiday… by Thomas Sanders

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 

[how-long-it-glows-deactivated20]

Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved?  was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century.  This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”

[kiddthemaniac]

"You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.” 

[lazytechsupport]

"Are you sure that’s what it means?"

[longonegal]

me: *downloads the mcdonalds logo font and writes "Capitalism" with it*

people who listen to muse: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[longonegal]

We recorded a new podcast episode after months away and I'm really excited to get back into it. There's going to be so much pop culture and nerd stuff to discuss this year. Plus I got to make an Agent Cody Banks reference and you have to work really hard to pull that off in a conversation in 2015.

[messypandas]

Monster Devouring His Cookie

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[fatearthsociety]

"Knock knock!"

"Who is it?"

"IT’S DEVIANTART OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR I HAVE SONIC FANART"

[rad-feminism]

[longonegal]

I'm so hungry I could eat every food described in a single paragraph of a Redwall book.

[loversdreamersandyou]