you are what you eat

personal blog, random crap and cdnpoli, plus bears. if you're looking for fandom stuff (white haired pretty boys, pirates, cannibals, space jerks... and also bears!) it's @saltwife

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[ladyshinga]

OceanGate tried to scrub the internet clean of traces that it ever existed, taking down its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn pages

OceanGate, the deep-sea exploration company that created the Titan submersible, has removed its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn a

poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website

[septicake]

yea that'd be a shame

by the way, just so everyone knows what not to do, shift+r reblogs a post instantly

just make sure you don't reblog anything about oceangate because that would completely undermine their entire plan 😇😇😇

[curoopeez]

You also shouldn't queue a post, that would make people keep remembering this post for a longer time, which is the opposite of forgetting

[ralfmaximus]

June 18, 2023 never forgor

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

can it be???? looked hot and gay AGAIN yesterday. how is it possible.

[longuepigue]

why is everyone cooler than me!!!

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[2242706]

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

[timberland-4-16-players]

duchamp was kind of an idiot. he called the urinal a fountain which they don't do that, push water outward. I don't think he understood very well how they worked. or maybe he just didn't understand splashback and pissed harder than most people. like i mean way harder. like 300% harder than the average guy. just pressurizing the hell out of his piss from bladder to tip and just going absolutely wild on the back board spraying himself with piss constantly. completely soaked in it like a fucking idiot and was like "oh of course it's like a piss fountain" and named it that

[longuepigue]

Today's the Canadian Election; or, as I'm hoping to call it ...

like to charge, reblog to cast

[longuepigue]

Today's the Canadian Election; or, as I'm hoping to call it ...

like to charge, reblog to cast

[magicbastard]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[takingoffmyshoes]

in case anyone else wanted to know more about the case (and roasts) in question:

Court Rules That Sober Man Arrested For DUI Was Roasting The Cops So Hard During The Traffic Stop That He Couldn’t Have Been High

A RIFF on what country is really about.

[macassarebony-deactivated202603]

Galanakis was arrested even after blowing a .000. The cops who took him to the station to test his blood had no probable cause to arrest him whatsoever, and did it anyway just because they felt like it. Tayvin has been trying to hold these corrupt officers and their department accountable for years now.

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[hersurvival]

[shutyourmoustache]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

[gumi-megpoidd]

well that caught me off guard

[mommy-mortis]

[blackwoolncrown]

Freakishly accurate tag

[whitepeopletwitter]

[so-i-did-this-thing]

The evolution of (trans) man.

(Well, this one, anyway.)

Age 9: "Tomboy"

Age 15: Strictly enforced femininity

Age 30: Hitting the mental limits of being closeted all his life and about to crash HARD

Age 47: Fifteen years now since starting transition. Far more good days than bad, no regrets.

The world may be full of uncertainty and danger, but I resolve to continue to find joy in who I am. Be joyful to be kind to yourself and be joyful to spite the bastards who would tear us apart.

[lalulutres]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter.

[yaoibattlepass]

Positive affirmations

- I'm still good meat

- I'm perfectly good meat

- I taste fine