😶

You held aloft the sword / I still love y

[goldcrescent]

Do you think Cersei would have been less or more insulted it Robert had called out Ned’s name on their wedding night instead of Lyanna’s

[sorcerervaati]

[goldcrescent]

Cersei suddenly realizes she’s being threatened about her relationship with Jaime meanwhile Robert apparently has a crush on a slightly happier version of Stannis and she gets so mad her jaw locks shut. Ned waits a few minutes and thinks her lack of response is contemplation and “honorably” leaves so she can seriously consider his offer to flee (Cersei is 100% killing them both the second everything stops smelling like burnt toast)

[goldcrescent]

First day on the job and I’m getting my long awaited vengeance against my father’s evil vizier but it turns out no one else knows how to do his job so I need to at least hire an accountant because I’m too rich to understand the concept of a budget, but we scared off the city’s comptroller who hid all our liquid assets and told only the master of laws, who we beheaded without checking on that and a rat crawls up my pant leg. So I try to at least call over some pest control but my stupid chud brother already killed all of them because they killed his son because our other brother killed MY son. So now we’re overrun by rats and I pivot to taking some petitions and this lady that looks strangely like my siblings’ mom (why?) tells me we’re out of food because of the blockade I put in place. So I ask my husband’s ex, who is on my cabinet because I’m kind of fucking her because of my complex about not being my father’s son, and she asks what my dad would do. So I do what my dad would do and ask a sad woman I’ve locked in my house, but she’s mad at me because I killed her dad. So I try to handle both the rat and the budget problem by making my entire merchant class eat the rats and sending my corrupt police force to rob their houses and now all my merchants are both pissed off and absolutely going to tell everyone the blockade was my fault. So I ask MY evil vizier what I should do but he’s mad at me because I won’t legitimize his peasant sons, one of which has one of my nukes and I just publicly humiliated twice. So I leave to consider if I should kill my littlest brother to relieve some stress, except another one of my fathers’ evil viziers’ evil fruit relatives tricked me and this isn’t any of my brothers. So I walk away with no one for protection except the chief of the aforementioned police force who I just encouraged to seize the property of nobles and we get stopped by one of my other nuke holding peasants who asks why he hasn’t gotten a paycheck in 4 months, and I tell him I’m broke as shit in front of the aforementioned corrupt police chief, who is also on the payroll that I don’t have. So I give up and circle back to my vice president and he thinks for a few minutes and then asks if I’ve tried bombing Iran

[15-lizards]

ASOIAF Modern Politics

Dany: president of her local DSA chapter. Steadily veering into Leninism

Jon: former pull yourself up by the bootstraps capitalist. Currently radicalized into a soc-dem who doesn't believe in borders.

Cat: suburban centrist lib who thinks we should water the fields with the blood of republicans

Ned: Republican but only fiscally

Cersei: apolitical narcissist. Registered republican

Tyrion: smug Reddit libertarian

Tywin: RETVRN fear mongering marble statute pfp Twitter account paleo conservative

Davos: blue collar dyed in the wool labor union democrat

Stannis: Royalist even if he lives in a democracy because he thinks the average person is too stupid to take care of themselves. Paternalistic conservatism I guess

Jaime: Registered republican. Acts like a disillusioned nihilistic politics don't matter guy despite being the son of Logan Roy but is slowly learning empathy thank you Brienne.

Arya: A real nihilist fuck you jaime, anarchist who's struggling with the inherent nature of humanity

Brienne: new deal Democrat

Bran: Idk he's trying to read every political philosopher in order, get back to him when he's done

Margaery: Taylor swift opportunistic neo-lib

Sansa: normie democrat who still thinks conservatives can coexist with other people but slowly being converted into a master senate dem maneuverer working to collapse the republicans from the inside

Robb: classic 90s democrat, pretty normie but well intentioned

Theon: calls himself venture capitalist independent but he's just rude and struggles to get his drug dealing business off the ground. Then he gets kidnapped

[zinesbycee]

to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

[ladystoneshart]

rhaenyra spent 1 day in the alicent hightower simulator and lost her fucking marbles 😔

[godlessondheimite]

A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.

[twothousandeight]

Y Tu Mamá También (2001), dir. Alfonso Cuarón

[takeawaythefool]

Hi Dad

[takeawaythefool]

Hi Dad

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[tragicwaif]

[takeawaythefool]

life ruining

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[visenyaism]

daemon and mysaria fighting over Rhaenyra fighting over alicent is so epic sorry

[mythalism]

i love how everyone in this show is everyone else. aemond is quite literally daemon. daemon wants to be rhaenyra. rhaenyra wants to be daemon and is supposed to be viserys but shes actually rhaenys. aegon wants to be rhaenyra. jacerys is no one that he wants to be. rhaena wants to be baela. baela wants to be her father. alicent wants to be anyone but who she is and instead shes all of her children at once and thats why she cannot stand to look at them and thinks maybe if she saves helaena she can save herself

[mesjid]

i love spring bc persephone gets to leave the underworld and be with her mom

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks