look-alive-killjoy

Ok, so what now?

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

[dreadwedge]

For sale. baby shoes. just hatched. bonded pair. you will need to feed them shoe formula for the first month. adult shoes eat their young so i need to get rid of these asap. I was going to foster the cloglets myself until they're old enough to walk but I can't take it any more. the shoe mother is confined to my spare room and keeps peeing on my blankets. you can hear her pacing in circles at all hours except if the babies are loud enough that she can hear them through the wall. Then she gets weirdly silent. Like a predator. I don't like thinking about her that way. It's making me hate her. It's making me hate the pet I've had since childhood. I should have gotten her spayed years ago. I should have known better than to let her outside when I knew how many feral, masculine uggs there were in on the streets. But she loved the sunlight and it felt cruel to keep a sandal indoors. And my ex always talked down to me about how bad outdoor shoes are for local wildlife. So I let her outside to spite him and she came home pregnant and now I have nightmares about her eating her children. About her eating my own child. I fear I'll never be able to look at her the same way again. When she licks me, I wonder if she likes how I taste. My Flopsy. Her babies are innocents. Pure soles. Cherish them. Give the love I can no longer provide for my own pet. And for god's sake, get your shoes castrated. They are size 3.

[denssonfilm]

The vibe I bring in to the function

[cattuladaily]

It's not optional

[queerpeers]

what do you mean you’re tagging my post with “shitpost.” that was craftsmanship. van gogh wasn’t doodling. michelangelo didn’t work with playdoh. it’s like calling the lord jesus’s carpentry whittling

[queerpeers]

that’s it im telling my mom

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.

[fiyerotigelar]

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

[klapollys]

now yall know what time it is

[ctimenefic]

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[quasi-normalcy]

Too many people's first impulse is suicide. It's an individualistic impulse to get out while the getting's good. But your reason for living doesn't need to be intrinsic to yourself as an individual. Right now, your community needs people who will fight for it. Your planet needs people who will fight for it. Everything and everyone you've ever loved or cared about need people who will fight for it.

I know it seems too huge to contemplate right now, but for Heaven's sake:

Get some sleep; spend a few days resting; eat some good meals; and then consider where you're needed, because I assure you: you *are* needed. More now than ever. The fight is only beginning.

[quasi-normalcy]

See this is exactly what I'm talking about. All of you people are acting like history is just a thing that happens to you, washes over you like a flood, and all you can do is passively pray that you survive.

You are a participant in history! A minor one, sure, but fundamentally no different from everyone else who has ever lived, all of them contributing in their own infinitesimal way. You can affect history! And the way that you do it...is by getting together in a collective.

The very fact that there are so many atomised individuals on my dash currently contemplating suicide shows that there is a community to be woven together! I can't promise that you'll win, but you'll lose every fight you don't fight!

[quasi-normalcy]

And yeah, you might die; but you'll certainly die if you kill yourself! Isn't it better to die for a cause you believe in?

[where-all-the-time-went]

I know as someone with chronic illness this sort of messaging can sound annoying: What can I do? I can barely get out of bed.

I promise you that there are people out there who love and care about you, or who will come to love and care about you if they don't already. Even if you can't get out on the ground, those people need you alive so they can.

And anyway, *anything* you can do is worth it. If it's as small as having a conversation with someone whose mind needs changing or donating a small amount of money, it's worth you staying alive to get that done. All those tiny efforts can help tip needed changes over the edge.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: [phone] (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: [phone]

Trevor Project: Call [phone], text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

[anexperimentallife]

[esthermika]

scary obama be like: Uhh let me be fear

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[urhexgirl]

This is my magnum opus